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M0DERAT0R
Bloody charming. Running up to Eastbourne station this morning at six o' clock and suddenly this 6 foot-odd bloke, looking remarkabley like Dave the Gaffer, dressed all in black with a woolley hat on crosses the road towards me, saying something. Because I'm running I don't hear what he says and carry on. He then gets closer and starts shouting. Don't realise at first that he's copper and shit a brick. After I stop he goes "why are you running?". I explain that I'm running for the bus (it's a regular site every morning, me busting a bollock to make it). He then says "you can kiss the bus goodbye" and goes on to explain that there's been a few burglaries in the area and that he wants to search me. Oh for f***'S SAKE.
The search takes about ten minutes, during which time they check my details and stuff, before the copper says I'm free to carry on and get my bus. Yeah thanks you TOSSER, I've quite blatantly missed it now.
Thankfully this all happened within a couple of minutes walk from my house so, after telling the officer that "it's comforting to see you out trying to stop crime", I was able to go back and have a cup of tea.
Still made me half an hour late this morning though.
The search takes about ten minutes, during which time they check my details and stuff, before the copper says I'm free to carry on and get my bus. Yeah thanks you TOSSER, I've quite blatantly missed it now.
Thankfully this all happened within a couple of minutes walk from my house so, after telling the officer that "it's comforting to see you out trying to stop crime", I was able to go back and have a cup of tea.
Still made me half an hour late this morning though.