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[Citrus]

Chelsea have made a £50,000,000 bid for prolific Brighton and Hove Albion forward Chris McPhee. If the seagulls accept the offer (which is considered to be cheap) McPhee will sign a £150,000 per week deal with the London side.

 

[Turkey]

Come on Dick you muppet. He's worth at least double that! I wanted my season ticket refunded if he goes. We obviously have no cash and are doomed for D3 football in 04.

 

[Sam]

nnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! a living legend! (to the tune of xmas tree) Oh Chris McPhee, Oh Chris McPhee.....

 

[Citrus]

We'll miss you Chris.

 

[JEM]

Chelski are trying to win the Premiership by buying every single player from every single club thus leaving no opposition. So it may be true.

 

[Football Genius aka FG]

it'll be a b***** mirracle if anyone offers ANYTHINg for Chris McPhee! or if Silent ever gets Falmer built!

 

[Citrus]

Go away you illiterate moron!

 

[Windmill]

I hope we build in a decent sell on clause for him. Will there be an auction between Spurs and Leicester for his signature, or have Chelsea got a free run at him.