Despite there being roughly 1000 spare seats available each match we would like to offer you a discount of roughly £100 to part with your hard earned cash six months early. I know, for some, that you will be putting this on a credit card and that the interest will reduce your saving but you really should think yourselves lucky that we offer you anything at all despite the fact that the club would be f***ed without the advance income.
You could, of course, pay for this on your Albion credit card which means we get some of the interest instead of the other evil money grabbing bastard credit card companies. Alternatively please complete the Direct debit mandate below for even lower savings on your advance payment to the club.
Yours patronisingly
Club Commercial Dept
PSlease note that your status with the club has been over rated for far too many years. As a result you will no longer have priority over any other fans when it comes to all ticket away games where there is expected to be a high attendance. However, don't let that stop you from funding us during the summer months.
Season Ticket Holders, complete scum, who do they think they are buying their tickets in one block. I mean they want everything, don't they.
But do you know the worst of the lot, it is those knobs that go to every away game and then expect, no demand that they get priority for tickets to the big away games.