State A Lie About Yourself

[Virgos Magician]

I was bitterly upset when we beat palace

 

[Zed Seagull]

There's always one that doesn't read the instructions.....you're meant to LIE.......

i did. Im gorgeous!

 

[dougdeep]

Im gorgeous!

Now you've got the hang of it.

 

[Zed Seagull]

Now you've got the hang of it.

Pah!

 

[Les Biehn]

My right testicle hangs lower than my left.

 

[nail-Z]

I'm not going to the Cheltenham Festival on Friday

 

[sir danny cullip]

I love Didier (dogshit) Drogba

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I'm not going to the Cheltenham festival on Thursday

 

[The Timekeeper]

I hate Curry

 

[Del Boy]

I like ARSEnal

 

[Woodchip]

I'm hung like a mouse

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i am incredibly good looking, with a full head of hair

 

[Redhead]

I'm Ginger

 

[Gully]

I have spent many a happy Saturday afternoon shopping at the retail park where the Goldstone once stood.

 

[Virgos Magician]

I dont listen to test icicles

 

[surrey jim]

I love my job and cant wait for monday

 

[junior]

Im not going to watch the football on Sky today.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i think we'll stay up

 

[colinpants]

Liberal Democrats are samshing people.

 

[pasty]

I have given up smoking. I found it really easy, but I didn't really want to give up.