Stalking Ernest

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seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,946
Crap Town
Flying out to Thailand ?:rolleyes:
 






nobody's dupe

Old Fart
Feb 12, 2004
1,133
I'm behind you!
Sorry seagullsovergrimsby, surrey jim and John Byrnes Mullet,but your guesses though close in their nature are far from the truth.

To continued the diary of the stalk:
18 46 - Boards Gatwick Express
18 50 - Approaches Thai teenager in his role as ticket inspector
19 17 - Arrives in ambulance at Redhill Hospital A & E department.
20 03 - Doctor reads notes as he wants to know why Ernest's genitals are so swollen
As doctor can find no explanation he asks Ernest.
Ernest explains in hushed voice. He insists he meant to ask for Thai teenager's ticket,
but he got flummoxed and asked to see her tits instead. The last thing he
remembered was a kung fu kick to his groin.
 
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Ernest

Stupid IDIOT
Nov 8, 2003
42,748
LOONEY BIN
Sorry seagullsovergrimsby, surrey jim and John Byrnes Mullet,but your guesses though close in their nature are far from the truth.

To continued the diary of the stalk:
18 46 - Boards Gatwick Express
18 50 - Approaches Thai teenager in his role as ticket inspector
19 17 - Arrives in ambulance at Redhill Hospital A & E department.
20 03 - Doctor reads notes as he wants to know why Ernest's genitals are so swollen
As doctor can find no explanation he asks Ernest.
Ernest explains in hushed voice. He insists he meant to ask for Thai teenager's ticket,
but he got flummoxed and asked to see her tits instead. The last thing he
remembered was a kung fu kick to his groin.


Are you still stalking me :love::love::love:
 






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