Sports Personality Of The Year

[Man of Harveys]

What the bloomin' bollocksy bolloxks is Steven bloody Gerrard doing at 5-1?

 

[DJ Leon]

What the bloomin' bollocksy bolloxks is Steven bloody Gerrard doing at 5-1?

Yeah, where's Frank Lamapard?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

I still say go the Dishlicker!!!

Westmead all the way.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Ellen 'f*** Off' McArthur 125/1

*looks forlornly to handheld digicam*

"it's day 71, and I'm so lonely. All I can see for miles is sea. Last night there was a huge storm, and the waves were massive. I'm really miserable, to be honest, the loneliness is very hard to bear at the moment. And I'm frightened of these big waves".

Yes, the shock news about solo round the world sailing, Ellen, is that you don't get to take your friends with you, and there might be waves involved. Where were the damn researchers when you needed them eh?

 

[Marc]

I got Monty Python (as BLOWWERS likes to call him) yesterday, £2 = £5.50p....WOO!

 

[Icy Gull]

*looks forlornly to handheld digicam*

"it's day 71, and I'm so lonely. All I can see for miles is sea. Last night there was a huge storm, and the waves were massive. I'm really miserable, to be honest, the loneliness is very hard to bear at the moment. And I'm frightened of these big waves".

Yes, the shock news about solo round the world sailing, Ellen, is that you don't get to take your friends with you, and there might be waves involved. Where were the damn researchers when you needed them eh?

She then went on Top Gear and ended up doing the fastest lap of any non racing driver in a very very long list of celebs. How the f*** did she do that when she spends 90% of her life bobbing around in a boat.?

*she's a woman I could DEFINITELY do the lap faster than her, but I'm not a celeb*

 

[Lady Whistledown]

She then went on Top Gear and ended up doing the fastest lap of any non racing driver in a very very long list of celebs. How the f*** did she do that when she spends 90% of her life bobbing around in a boat.?

*she's a woman I could DEFINITELY do better than that*

Did she make a video of herself driving it, all the time whimpering nervously?

"I'm driving a car now, and to be honest *sniff* it's really, really fast, and there's nobody in it to keep me company, and I'm really, really lonely. I have a video link to Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond, and they look like they're having such a great time in the studio, while I'm stuck out here in this scary, fast, lonely car. I just hope I can *sob* make it to the finish line in one piece. Love you, Mum & Dad"

 

[Trigger]

Latest Selected Odds...


Sid The Sussex Shark 6/4
Monty Panesar 5/2
Steven Gerrard 13/2
David Walliams 9/1
Andrew Murray 11/1
Colin Montgomerie 16/1
Jenson Button 18/1
Joe Calzaghe 22/1
Ricky Hatton 22/1
Westmead Hawk 66/1





The top one may not actually be real.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Murray for me

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Overseas sportsman of the year.

Floyd Landis

 

[seagull@stirling]

Murray for me

Yeah I'm sure the EBC (English Broadcasting Corp)are going to vote for him, he's only breaking into the top 20 in the world FFS...

Now if he played in a sport where only 6 or so countries take part - now you'd be talking

 

[DTES]

Got 20 on Betfair for David Walliams, thought it was quality value then. Panesar is going to walk it now though.

 

[sagaman]

Its got to be Monty Panesar- the boy has skill and personality Also he came form nowhere and put his hand up and performed when all the stars like Freddie were injured

What a great contrast from the over paid over hyped Premiership flops whose"world class" skills got us nowhere in the World Cup in Germany

 

[Common as Mook]

Yeah I'm sure the EBC (English Broadcasting Corp)are going to vote for him, he's only breaking into the top 20 in the world FFS...

Now if he played in a sport where only 6 or so countries take part - now you'd be talking

Yeah, but who gives a f*** about tennis?

 

[Rich Suvner]

Monty Panesar has been cut from a best price 11/1 yesterday to best price 5/1 now.

for what though really? he's proven to be a good player in a national team.... hardly a particularly strong reason for receiving sporting personality of the year!!!!

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Where,s Ronaldo!!!!

 

[the right footed denilson]

for what though really? he's proven to be a good player in a national team.... hardly a particularly strong reason for receiving sporting personality of the year!!!!

because he IS a personality?!

 

[Wozza]

Where,s Ronaldo!!!!

Well ahead in the RTP Sports Personality of the Year compo, I imagine.

 

[Del Boy]

Can you vote for none of the above?