Spoonerisms .................

[Bakesy]

A thread full of spoonerisms and spad belling........

 

[Robot Chicken]

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.

Have you seen her sick duck?

 

[brighton2win]

whenever we talk you give me a lack of pies

 

[Bakesy]

I'm going for a tug of me

 

[El Presidente]

I'm off for a wafty crank

 

[brighton2win]

I'm off for a wafty crank

dont bet the wed

 

[Silent Bob]

What a cunning stunt.

 

[bhaexpress]

Friar Tuck

 

[Sigull]

No wucking forries

 

[maffew]

Betty Swollocks?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"Madam,I'd like to see that cunning stunt once more"
Major general Hardly werfitt,to Miss Lucy lastic at the Falmer village fete,as He handed Her back a ping pong ball.

 

[Simster]

Funnily enough, I woke up this morning wondering why there are so many THICK parents:

Kenny Lunt. I f***ing ask you.

And you can bet Jill Dando was called "Jan" at school.

Even a bloke I knew called Tim Prosser - granted, his parents didn't actually know he really was going to turn out to be a prim tosser, but was it really worth the risk?

 

[Bakesy]

Time to break a moo.........

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Mary Hinge?

 

[Everest]

And now to Cup Soccer.

© Dickie Davis

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Kenny Lunt. I f***ing ask you.

I wish he played for us, my favourite player name ever.

Well played, Mr and Mrs Lunt

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Out of the way for General Von Crackenfarten.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Out of the way for General Von Crackenfarten.

I don't think you've got the thang of his.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Fake dollar....phoney buck.

Twiggy?

 

[brighton2win]

I don't think you've got the thang of his.

hehe