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sam86

Moderator
Feb 18, 2009
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Went up to bed last night, and caught this bastard out the corner of my eye running across the duvet cover. Misses then refused to go to bed until we found out what it was, and the bedroom had been turned upside down to confirm he was the only one.

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I f***ing hate spiders. Size doesn't normally bother me. I can deal with the big skinny bastards, but when they've got a massive ARSE, that's what gets me.

Turns out he is a 'false widow' spider, which come out around this time. They can bite, but aren't deadly. Lovely!

I was going to ask if anyone else has any spider stories, but I'm not sure I really want to know...
 










sydney

sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
Deadly spiders in portslade....cum on.........:rolleyes:

i was collecting fire wood on a camping trip in the blue mountains in nsw on my way back to the campsite with my bundle of wood in my arms i felt a slight stinging sensation in the centre of my chest , when i reached the tent i dropped the wood next to the fireplace and pulled the front of my shirt out .........to reveal a huntsman spider about the size of a cd clinging to my chest,scared the living shit out of me i must confess.....:whistle:
 




philsussex

philsussex

New member
Dec 9, 2006
5,266
Good Old Sussex By the Sea
sydney said:
Deadly spiders in portslade....cum on.........:rolleyes:

i was collecting fire wood on a camping trip in the blue mountains in nsw on my way back to the campsite with my bundle of wood in my arms i felt a slight stinging sensation in the centre of my chest , when i reached the tent i dropped the wood next to the fireplace and pulled the front of my shirt out .........to reveal a huntsman spider about the size of a cd clinging to my chest,scared the living shit out of me i must confess.....:whistle:
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sam86

Moderator
Feb 18, 2009
9,947
sydney said:
Deadly spiders in portslade....cum on.........:rolleyes:

i was collecting fire wood on a camping trip in the blue mountains in nsw on my way back to the campsite with my bundle of wood in my arms i felt a slight stinging sensation in the centre of my chest , when i reached the tent i dropped the wood next to the fireplace and pulled the front of my shirt out .........to reveal a huntsman spider about the size of a cd clinging to my chest,scared the living shit out of me i must confess.....:whistle:
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Well, OK, not quite that bad! But bad enough for little ol' England.
 










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gruntage

Well-known member
Jan 14, 2008
1,220
Bristol
My garden is full of 'funnel web' spiders. Apparently bristol has a lot as they hitch on the ships. They aren't the massive ones you see in oz, but they are big enough to scare me, and I don't mind spiders. When you go out at night and you see the legs at the mouth of their web. No Thanks
 






















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defrocked priest

Father Footy
Feb 16, 2005
3,740
Listening to your sins in the confessional.
You wouldn't like my garden Sam, I have millions of types of arachnids, which I feed by smearing poo about to attract flies. It's magic to watch how quickly the spiders pounce upon pray and by the end have their meal all bundled up in a web pouch, sort of like takeaway.
 


supaseagull

supaseagull

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Feb 19, 2004
9,614
The United Kingdom of Mile Oak
defrocked priest said:
You wouldn't like my garden Sam, I have millions of types of arachnids, which I feed by smearing poo about to attract flies. It's magic to watch how quickly the spiders pounce upon pray and by the end have their meal all bundled up in a web pouch, sort of like takeaway.
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I don't know whether to be impressed or slightly concerned at your slight psychosis!
 


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