Spearmint Rhino girl

[andybaha]

I'm surprised there hasn't been more comments on the Spearmint Rhino girl that was at the game on Wed night. She went through the turnstile in front of us. She certainly had a big old pair of bosoms and she was about 6ft 2in tall. I had to ask the steward on the turnstile to search my rucksack - I think his mind was on other things. That's probably how that bloke managed to get his megaphone into the ground.

I've never really understood the concept of lap dancing. What's the point of having some mega fit naked bird rubbing her bits in your face if your not allowed to touch her let alone shag her. Surely all you end up with is a stiffy and a wet patch. Presumably you go home and have a wank. It's a bit like going to a posh restaurant and you're allowed to look at and sniff the food but not eat it.

If i've got it all wrong perhaps someone can explain it to me.

 

[defrocked priest]

I'm sure everyone was watching the match, to have noticed.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I had a lap dance in Puerto Banus and she stuck her nipple in my mouth. Didn't make it in time to see Spearmint Rhino girl or get a programme. My next door neighbour at Uni was a stripper. She left Uni in profit as opposed to the usual student debt. I would have tried myself, but apparently there is not much demand for a squidgy, curly haired male.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I had a lap dance in Puerto Banus and she stuck her nipple in my mouth. Didn't make it in time to see Spearmint Rhino girl or get a programme. My next door neighbour at Uni was a stripper. She left Uni in profit as opposed to the usual student debt. I would have tried myself, but apparently there is not much demand for a squidgy, curly haired male.

 

[Horsham Gull]

wheres the frigging pictures

 

[British Bulldog]

I had a lap dance in Puerto Banus and she stuck her nipple in my mouth. Didn't make it in time to see Spearmint Rhino girl or get a programme. My next door neighbour at Uni was a stripper. She left Uni in profit as opposed to the usual student debt. I would have tried myself, but apparently there is not much demand for a squidgy, curly haired male.

How the hell NSC has'nt given you a Knighthood yet is beyond me BoFster.

 

[vegster]

I'm surprised there hasn't been more comments on the Spearmint Rhino girl that was at the game on Wed night. She went through the turnstile in front of us. She certainly had a big old pair of bosoms and she was about 6ft 2in tall. I had to ask the steward on the turnstile to search my rucksack - I think his mind was on other things. That's probably how that bloke managed to get his megaphone into the ground.

I've never really understood the concept of lap dancing. What's the point of having some mega fit naked bird rubbing her bits in your face if your not allowed to touch her let alone shag her. Surely all you end up with is a stiffy and a wet patch. Presumably you go home and have a wank. It's a bit like going to a posh restaurant and you're allowed to look at and sniff the food but not eat it.

If i've got it all wrong perhaps someone can explain it to me.

I concur with you as regards Lap Dancing. I would liken it to going on a stadium tour. I mean whats the point to having a tour of say, Anfield , and going when it is completely empty and devoid of atmosphere ?

 

[El Presidente]

I concur with you as regards Lap Dancing. I would liken it to going on a stadium tour. I mean whats the point to having a tour of say, Anfield , and going when it is completely empty and devoid of atmosphere ?

You can go to Old Trafford on matchday and find it devoid of atmosphere

 

[clippedgull]

I saw the Spearmint Rhino fire engine outside Withdean on the way into the match, didn't see the young girl though

 

[Eagle Slayer]

I'm surprised there hasn't been more comments on the Spearmint Rhino girl that was at the game on Wed night. She went through the turnstile in front of us. She certainly had a big old pair of bosoms and she was about 6ft 2in tall. I had to ask the steward on the turnstile to search my rucksack - I think his mind was on other things. That's probably how that bloke managed to get his megaphone into the ground.

I've never really understood the concept of lap dancing. What's the point of having some mega fit naked bird rubbing her bits in your face if your not allowed to touch her let alone shag her. Surely all you end up with is a stiffy and a wet patch. Presumably you go home and have a wank. It's a bit like going to a posh restaurant and you're allowed to look at and sniff the food but not eat it.

If i've got it all wrong perhaps someone can explain it to me.

Is it any different than going to watch a football match when you know you are never going to get a game ? Support your local team as well as your local whore !

 

[vegster]

You can go to Old Trafford on matchday and find it devoid of atmosphere

valid point

 

[magoo]

I've never really understood the concept of lap dancing. What's the point of having some mega fit naked bird rubbing her bits in your face if your not allowed to touch her let alone shag her. Surely all you end up with is a stiffy and a wet patch. Presumably you go home and have a wank. It's a bit like going to a posh restaurant and you're allowed to look at and sniff the food but not eat it.

If i've got it all wrong perhaps someone can explain it to me.

You're right. but i suggest you get one in Prague

 

[logan89]

I had a lap dance in Puerto Banus and she stuck her nipple in my mouth. Didn't make it in time to see Spearmint Rhino girl or get a programme. My next door neighbour at Uni was a stripper. She left Uni in profit as opposed to the usual student debt. I would have tried myself, but apparently there is not much demand for a squidgy, curly haired male.

Didn't go to Uni in Brighton then