Southwick Tunnel is "secret military installation"

[Uncle Buck]

Ahhhhhhh So what did southwick tunnel need sanitary products I.E. toilets urinals
for

Maybe it is a secret military installation.

As Steward whatever the numbers are, official ghost writer, he was in the army as well....

 

[Jahooli]

Not at all.
I didn't ALWAYS have a scotch egg up there....

And I thought it was just a folk tale...

I walked up Chalky Hill one morn'
Scotch egg in my hand
I didn't eat it there and then
But wrapped it round my gland

I slipped, I tripped and then did fall
My scotch egg all asunder,
It wasn't Chalky Hill at all
But Brighton's secret bunker

'If you so much as breathe a word'
a swarthy knave did whisper
'about this place and it's confines
I'll come and shag yer sister'

'But you're a dwarf and so can't shag
It's written down and listed,
Headline in The Arse-gas says
"Narnians all limp wristed"'

'This aint Saltdean stupid boy
It's Southwick and you're busted
Serves you right for quoting from
a source that's rarely trusted'.

We parted ways that dwarf and I
Who would believe my story?
No more scotch eggs on Chalky Hill
Not even when I'm horny.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Crikey! I thought I was bored!

 

[Easy 10]

That WAS genius though, you must admit

 

[Bones]

That explains why there are not enough urinals in the gents toilets on the upper tier.

Had to cut back on toilets due to the drainage system being inadequate.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Had to cut back on toilets due to the drainage system being inadequate.

But there are still loads of sit down traps on that upper tier, just not many urinals.

 

[wehatepalace]

 

[Marc]

that poem is GENIUS!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

WELL interesting link on the Argus article tho to HERE

Subterranea Britannica: Home Page

The truth is down there...

 

[wehatepalace]

WELL interesting link on the Argus article tho to HERE

Subterranea Britannica: Home Page

The truth is down there...

Yeah I had a quick look at that very interesting, it would be great to explore some of those underground bunkers.

 

[Nemesis]

I'm really sorry, Easy but I actually read your message as "I used to wank there quite often with a scotch egg". Blame it on a dyslexic moment.

My dyslexic moment read it as "I used to wank there quite often with a scotch dog". I thought it best not to pursue it further...

 

[portslade seagull]

I know there is a old pill-box fenced off up southwick hill

 

[Nemesis]

I know there is a old pill-box fenced off up southwick hill

That'll be the missile silo then...

 

[portslade seagull]

Surely its the toilet

 

[Lady Whistledown]

How exciting, all these secret installations, it sounds like our very own version of Tracy Island on these 'ere Downs.

I wonder if the Argus gives as much column space to every other nut job who rings them up?

 

[Marc]

How exciting, all these secret installations, it sounds like our very own version of Tracy Island on these 'ere Downs.

I wonder if the Argus gives as much column space to every other nut job who rings them up?

I'me gonna phone them up tomorrow saying I saw Lights in the sky last night......then a week later state I was mistaken it was the stars after such a crappy summer its not often we see them!

 

[steward 433]

That'll be the missile silo then...

Yeah some silo

http://www.subbrit.org.uk/cgi-bin/webdata_roc.pl?fid=988303920.040003&query=Post%2BName%3D%26OS%2BGridRef%3D%26County%3D%26Date%2Bopened%3D%26Date%2Bclosed%3D%26Location%3D%26Description%3D%26Surface%2BStructures%3D%26Date%2Bof%2Bvisit%3D%26Future%2Bactions%3D%26pagenum%3D1%26cgifunction%3DSearch&cgifunction=form

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Have they changed editors recently or something?

Beasts in Bevendean, mysterious lights in the sky, and now secret bunkers.

What next? "MP Baker: My Probing Ordeal At Hands Of Creatures From Uranus"?*





*I bloody wish

 

[Nemesis]

Yeah some silo

http://www.subbrit.org.uk/cgi-bin/w...pagenum=1&cgifunction=Search&cgifunction=form

Is this what you were trying to do?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Obviously they've got bored of endless Freedom of Information Act requests that nobody cares about, and are trying to liven up their pages.