Southampton Trouble

[StJimmyL]

Shamefully, I used to live in Soton. Yates used to shut for every Scummers Vs Pompey game due to the window popping out.

Good to see the Albion have upheld the tradition of trashing the place

Perhaps Super-Super-Gus just walked past and demolished the place!?!?!?

 

[Albion Dan]

It was nothing serious, some of their pups wanted to see who was top dog on the south coast. Few calls were made during the week, nods and winks between top boys. Our kid formed a skeleton crew, but respect to them, they asked some of us old lags to come out of retirement to show them the ropes.

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty loaded up the Austin Allegro with tools, warmed outselves up by taking on some of St Dunstan's finest the day before the match, none of us had too many scratches although Dave the Armadillo ended up with a hanging nail and Lemmy was recovering from a nasty Chinese burn.

We rolled into Southampton, smashed up a couple of newsagents as punishment for not selling the Argus, and after the game, well it was like the glory days as we took on the Six Fingered Crew from Solent..........baseball bats, CS gas cannisters, knuckledusters, bricking a few scummers cars, dodging the OB of course and respecting scarfers and civilians, as this is naughty boy v naughty boy stuff.

It was a blue and white riot, I wanted to riot, blue and white riot, a riot of my own.

Might even go to the Wycombe game now with Armadillo Dave and steal a fanzine, after all, we English are a fighting nation.

God bless the Queen Mother, know what I mean?

First post on NSC that has made me laugh in about 2 years.

 

[defrocked priest]

Did you shove this "mug" back or did you turntail and leg it to the station ?

 

[Hungry Joe]

It was nothing serious, some of their pups wanted to see who was top dog on the south coast. Few calls were made during the week, nods and winks between top boys. Our kid formed a skeleton crew, but respect to them, they asked some of us old lags to come out of retirement to show them the ropes.

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty loaded up the Austin Allegro with tools, warmed outselves up by taking on some of St Dunstan's finest the day before the match, none of us had too many scratches although Dave the Armadillo ended up with a hanging nail and Lemmy was recovering from a nasty Chinese burn.

We rolled into Southampton, smashed up a couple of newsagents as punishment for not selling the Argus, and after the game, well it was like the glory days as we took on the Six Fingered Crew from Solent..........baseball bats, CS gas cannisters, knuckledusters, bricking a few scummers cars, dodging the OB of course and respecting scarfers and civilians, as this is naughty boy v naughty boy stuff.

It was a blue and white riot, I wanted to riot, blue and white riot, a riot of my own.

Might even go to the Wycombe game now with Armadillo Dave and steal a fanzine, after all, we English are a fighting nation.

God bless the Queen Mother, know what I mean?

brilliant

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It was nothing serious, some of their pups wanted to see who was top dog on the south coast. Few calls were made during the week, nods and winks between top boys. Our kid formed a skeleton crew, but respect to them, they asked some of us old lags to come out of retirement to show them the ropes.

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty loaded up the Austin Allegro with tools, warmed outselves up by taking on some of St Dunstan's finest the day before the match, none of us had too many scratches although Dave the Armadillo ended up with a hanging nail and Lemmy was recovering from a nasty Chinese burn.

We rolled into Southampton, smashed up a couple of newsagents as punishment for not selling the Argus, and after the game, well it was like the glory days as we took on the Six Fingered Crew from Solent..........baseball bats, CS gas cannisters, knuckledusters, bricking a few scummers cars, dodging the OB of course and respecting scarfers and civilians, as this is naughty boy v naughty boy stuff.

It was a blue and white riot, I wanted to riot, blue and white riot, a riot of my own.

Might even go to the Wycombe game now with Armadillo Dave and steal a fanzine, after all, we English are a fighting nation.

God bless the Queen Mother, know what I mean?

Yeah but what about dangerous (moan in) Al?

 

[DerbyGull]

Less lip you mugs. If it wasn't for the like of me and Uncle Vern Brighton would have no rep, and we all benefit from being top of the table in the naughty boy stakes.

I've suffered for you lot in the past, and you should show some respect. Only last year I watches Ross Kemp's 'Britain's Hardest Babysitters' three times on Sky, and I queued for hours to get his autograph after he appeared in panto in Snow White in the West End. Others wanted BOBBY DAVRO's autograph too, but those in the know, stay in the know, and it was Kemp only for us.

So next time you are cowering in fear as the Wycombe Snatch Squad attempt to take over one of OUR manors, and a top crew arrive to defend your honour, just remember, a nod, a quiet word of thanks, is appreciated, but we look after our own, including all the nancy boys who aren't in the know and who disrespect our contribution to keeping the Albion's hard edge.

Nuff said!

God Bless The Queen Mum.

Are you the bloke in the middle LP?

Oh and top posts sir

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It was nothing serious, some of their pups wanted to see who was top dog on the south coast. Few calls were made during the week, nods and winks between top boys. Our kid formed a skeleton crew, but respect to them, they asked some of us old lags to come out of retirement to show them the ropes.

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty loaded up the Austin Allegro with tools, warmed outselves up by taking on some of St Dunstan's finest the day before the match, none of us had too many scratches although Dave the Armadillo ended up with a hanging nail and Lemmy was recovering from a nasty Chinese burn.

We rolled into Southampton, smashed up a couple of newsagents as punishment for not selling the Argus, and after the game, well it was like the glory days as we took on the Six Fingered Crew from Solent..........baseball bats, CS gas cannisters, knuckledusters, bricking a few scummers cars, dodging the OB of course and respecting scarfers and civilians, as this is naughty boy v naughty boy stuff.

It was a blue and white riot, I wanted to riot, blue and white riot, a riot of my own.

Might even go to the Wycombe game now with Armadillo Dave and steal a fanzine, after all, we English are a fighting nation.

God bless the Queen Mother, know what I mean?

Quality

 

[patchamalbion]

couple of incidents from the yates pub so im told,few arrests as bha tried getting at scum,2 at least got bit by police dogs

one of the lads bitten looked nasty,but i wouldnt say police were heavy handed,didnt really draw battons even when bha tried breaking the esort at the pub!

there was more than 1 arrest btw

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I saw that 'firm' ( ) before the game at the Feathers pub, all posing outside and pretending to look and be hard. I saw a fat kid with cherubic cheeks & a few mates from the pub after the game, loitering at the top of the hill near the station, acting all hard and eyeballing everyone who walked past. They stayed well away from the main part of the station where the main Albion Contingent were waiting for trains. How brave of them?

I tell you, that experience has scared me for life.

Is that the 'famous' 'stoned wall' pub?

 

[Bry Nylon]

It was nothing serious, some of their pups wanted to see who was top dog on the south coast. Few calls were made during the week, nods and winks between top boys. Our kid formed a skeleton crew, but respect to them, they asked some of us old lags to come out of retirement to show them the ropes.

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty loaded up the Austin Allegro with tools, warmed outselves up by taking on some of St Dunstan's finest the day before the match, none of us had too many scratches although Dave the Armadillo ended up with a hanging nail and Lemmy was recovering from a nasty Chinese burn.

We rolled into Southampton, smashed up a couple of newsagents as punishment for not selling the Argus, and after the game, well it was like the glory days as we took on the Six Fingered Crew from Solent..........baseball bats, CS gas cannisters, knuckledusters, bricking a few scummers cars, dodging the OB of course and respecting scarfers and civilians, as this is naughty boy v naughty boy stuff.

It was a blue and white riot, I wanted to riot, blue and white riot, a riot of my own.

Might even go to the Wycombe game now with Armadillo Dave and steal a fanzine, after all, we English are a fighting nation.

God bless the Queen Mother, know what I mean?

Big Vern, Peacehaven Pete, Scratchcard, Dave the Armadillo, Lemmy and Uncle Monty, we salute you!