Sorry Twatty, I know I've broken your heart.

[bhaexpress]

The Orient One will be heartbroken to hear that his lover, bhaexpress, got married last week at the Chattanooga Court House in Tennessee (it's rather like Las Vegas without the Elvis inpersonators).

Mrs Bha sends her love ...................

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Congrats - Watford will be upset!

 

[Bozza]

Wasn't it 6 months or so ago that you were off to the States to live/marry someone else?

If so, how the hell have you managed to:

i) found someone else (especially as it looks as though she lives in the States). How did you meet ?!?

ii) Managed to have a relationship to get to the point of knowing you want to be married to each other.

iii) Organised a wedding.

iv) Had the wedding.

in the 6 months or so since?

Not wishing to pry (he lied), just interested how the hell you manage such a quick turnover!

Oh, and congratulations.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Las Vegas?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Congrats Britbyte. Was Watford not your best man then?

 

[bhaexpress]

Wasn't it 6 months or so ago that you were off to the States to live/marry someone else?

If so, how the hell have you managed to:

i) found someone else (especially as it looks as though she lives in the States). How did you meet ?!?

A. We already knew each other and this is the lady I should have been after from the off.

ii) Managed to have a relationship to get to the point of knowing you want to be married to each other.

A. Web Cams, Onetel Phone line (3p a minute to the US) and US Airways/Continental.

iii) Organised a wedding.

A.. That was literally like doing it a la Las Vegas without the bells and whistles, you merely buy a license and then walk round the court house to find a judge to perform the legal ceremony. It's all quite legal and very informal.

iv) Had the wedding.

A. See Above.

in the 6 months or so since?

A. Lust was a factor.

Not wishing to pry (he lied), just interested how the hell you manage such a quick turnover!

Oh, and congratulations.

Thanks

One thing I will say though, I didn't marry this lady merely to move to the US. Having lived here a lot I can say that although there are a few advantages to living here there are a load of good reasons for staying in England. In England there is:-

A. better Education system

B. A Welfare system that actually works

C. Far fewer people per capita in Prison

D. A Health System !

E. Gun Control

F. Decent Beer

Should I go on ? But for her four kids by two previous marriages I'd be heading back to Blighty.

 

[WATFORD O]

I didnt know the states had same sex marriages? Did 'Mrs' bha have a surprise for you on your wedding night?

And what did you get put away for again?

 

[NMH]

"You didn't mean to turn twatty on"

I'm sure that, although britbyte is now married, he isn't dead, and can still find time to chat you and your borient qweerboys up(and how is boneo, by the way?).
Got wood there wetfart ?

 

[looney]

So you think Gun controll is a good thing?


Disarming desent folk and leaving them at the mercy of Perps and the State? Yea OK

 

[north stand falmer]

Britbyte you are a first class lier.

You've been on about getting married and moving to the states for how many years ?

>>One thing I will say though, I didn't marry this lady merely to move to the US. Having lived here a lot I can say that although there are a few advantages to living here there are a load of good reasons for staying in England. In England there is:-

A. better Education system ? If you say so.

B. A Welfare system that actually works? Is that why shes coming here ? So she doesn't have to pay ?

C. Far fewer people per capita in Prison ? Has she got a dark side ?

D. A Health System !? That she cant afford in the states, so she comes here and gets it free ?

E. Gun Control, Has her son or daughter got out of controll with guns ?

F. Decent Beer ? You can get decent beer anywhere in the world, Even 3rd world countrys!! So that has blown that subjet out of the water.

Should I go on ? Yes please and tell us the truth billy bullshitter!!

 

[Wozza]

This is NSC's Jerry Springer thread. Just look at the trash we got here!

 

[north stand falmer]

No one asked you to reply did they ? If you dont like whats been said don't reply muppet.

 

[Wozza]

See?

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Don't worry though bhae, Watfor Doh has still got his son.

 

[WATFORD O]

Gay thread, shit subject.