Sophie Dahl vs Nigella Lawson

[turienzo's lovechild]

Miss Dahl
or
Nigella

 

[Titanic]

Why not both?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Why not both?

you can only choose one to tend to your every need (both culinary and sexual)





oh- if you don't like either (ie, you're a bumder) then stay the HELL out of my thread

 

[strings]

Sophie

Although, I can't believe she is dating dwarfboy Jamie Cullum.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Sophie

Although, I can't believe she is dating dwarfboy Jamie Cullum.

not just dating- they're MARRIED!

they look so odd together, she's like 6 foot tall

 

[Les Biehn]

Lawson top half, Dahl bottom half. I bet she has a well tended, full clam.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i really want to have an affair with nigella but i'd be scared that lord saatchi would make loads of horrible adverts about me

 

[pasty]

Sophie, but with Nigellas puppies

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think miss dahl's "romance" episode next week will be pure wank bank material

 

[CHAPPERS]

GOOD POLL

I'm going with Dahl. I don't know why. I've been thinking about it for a couple of minutes and although she seems far too NICEY NICEY there is something about her. Maybe it's her hair? Normally I'd be all over Lawson in this poll but recently she's gone down in my estimations, I think it's her ears that annoy me.

Yes, Dahl, even though she did marry that Tosser Cullum.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Sophie

Although, I can't believe she is dating dwarfboy Jamie Cullum.

They look ridiculous together

 

[n1 gull]

My wife made The Delicious Miss Dahl series, so I will definitely vote for Sophie

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Lawson, granted, has the bangers, but with said bangers comes an arse the size of the West Country and thighs like a gready sumo wrestler's. I would imagine, but admit that this is pure speculation, that her lady garden is rather simeon and unkempt. Plus her name is to similar to that of her reptilian father and that that alone would probably cause the Wild Years member for South Bristol to under perform.

As for Sophie Dahl she would get it right up her.

 

[Uncle C]

They look ridiculous together

Be a good little boy and hold mummy's hand.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

dahl may seem nice but a) she was expelled from school b) she has appeared in BANNED adverts

 

[Billy the Fish]

Nigella annoys the SHIT out of me so Dahl wins by default.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

dahl may seem nice but a) she was expelled from school b) she has appeared in BANNED adverts

THAT'S the kind of nice I like

 

[DerbyGull]

Nigella Nigella Nigella Nigella

 

[John Bumlick]

whenever i hear mention of lawson, i can't help but think of her dad...

...and, if that happened mid-hump, the results could be disastrous.

 

[Simster]

Dahl.

I expect even the bed time stories are half decent.