Songs for Upton Park

[Skintagain 1983]

Anything but that shit gay Bobby song.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

oh carlton cole, oh carlton cole

oh won't you take me in my hole

 

[Skintagain 1983]

There's a bit of a theme developing here... But I'm not sure it'll catch on

 

[Skintagain 1983]

However, a couple of classics for the occasion might do

We're the Left side
We're the Left side
We're the Left side Brighton Boys

We're the Right side
We're the Right side
We're the Right side Brighton Boys

We're the Backside
We're the Backside
We're the Backside Brighton Boys..

(as per I first heard at Middlesbrough in the Carling Cup a couple of years ago)

Or perhaps the current classic

We've got Tiny Cox.
We've got Tiny Cox.
We've got Tiny
We've got Tiny
We've got Tiny Cox..

Absolute Genius

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Current faves are

We've got Tiny Cox.
We've got Tiny Cox.
We've got Tiny
We've got Tiny
We've got Tiny Cox..

and

Oh Reveldinhio.........etc.

but does anyone mind if I worry about Port Vale, Yeovil, Carlisle and B'muff before I think too hard about West Ham?

 

[Titanic]

Perhaps someone could print out the words for all the AMS 'johnny come lately' glory-hunters ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

'Who's the wanker?
who's the wanker.?
who's the wanker in my seat?
whoooos the wanker in my seat?

 

[Skintagain 1983]

but does anyone mind if I worry about Port Vale, Yeovil, Carlisle and B'muff before I think too hard about West Ham?

I take it you voted for option 4 in the poll....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I take it you voted for option 4 in the poll....

I didn't, as I'm not going to Vale, just prob the other three. I was being serious though. If somebody offered me 12 points from the 4 league games and a drubbing at West Ham, I'd take it.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i swear if any C*NT sings one of them gay Bobby chants near me i will personally slam my fist through their face a couple of times. we have enuff f***ing issues being brighton fans without claims we want to suck Zamora's dick more than the cockneys!

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Likewise..

I consider West Ham is a reward and a chance of a memorable day out for those who make the effort to follow the Albion and sing our hearts out in far flung places like

Rovrum
Carlisle
Bradford
Huddersfield
Oldham

and some of the other tempting paradise-like towns that allow 3rd division football.

Getting humped by a Bobby hat-trick by Mr Curbishleys boys in exchange for a festive 10 points or more is an no-brainer.

We are going up...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you can stickyour jellied eels up my arse

 

[hans kraay fan club]

i swear if any C*NT sings one of them gay Bobby chants near me i will personally slam my fist through their face a couple of times. .........................................we have enuff f***ing issues without ........

Is one of them anger?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

chim chimeny
chim chimeny
chim chim cheroo

we hate you bastards in claret and blue

 

[Skintagain 1983]

i swear if any C*NT sings one of them gay Bobby chants near me i will personally slam my fist through their face a couple of times. we have enuff f***ing issues being brighton fans without claims we want to suck Zamora's dick more than the cockneys!

Hey... chill Fella. We don't want any of this...

You need a big

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Are you looking at our Cox?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

javier margas WHOAH

javier margas WHOAH

he comes from chile

he's got a bit willy

 

[Brighton till i die]

Is one of them anger?

 

[Brighton till i die]

Hey... chill Fella. We don't want any of this...

You need a big

ahh cheers geeza!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Moooooother Brown is a wanker
is a wanker