Songs for Paraguay?

[Lord Cornwallis]

Little is known of this nation, and England don't have a history with them, and nothing much rhymes with Paraguay.

The old chessnut of "You can stick your f***ing corned beef up your arse" I suppose.

They are land locked, so maybe "Don't you wish you had a beach" to the tune of are you Scotland in disguise. Which, come to think of it, would be a bit of a hoot, should we run up a score against them.

"Do you know the way to Paraguay"............ next verse.

 

[Napper]

watching on big screen so will stick to

10 german bombers

no surrender etc

 

[surrey jim]

Who the f***ing hell are you

 

[Arthritic Toe]

You're too ugly to be (Para)guay....

well maybe not.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

watching on big screen so will stick to

10 german bombers

no surrender etc

Talking of big screens...

.. the World Cup is bound to bring out one of my particular pet hates... people shouting at a big screen, like it's going to help the team. Also people in pubs clapping a decent move/effort - Why? And as for people throwing things at the screen.. what do they think it's going to achieve ?

Oh well, should be a fun few weeks.