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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011
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Another genre that has produced some great songs.

I'll start with two penned by the great Stephen Patrick Morrissey.

Girlfriend in a Korma.
This Charming Nan.
 






















swindonseagull

swindonseagull

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Aug 6, 2003
9,406
Swindon, but used to be Manila
Borrowed from another site.


The Curry Song (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

Is this a Bhuna?
Or is this a Jalfrezi?
Mixed up my order,
They all look the same to me
open your gob,
Just swallow a forkful and see.
I'm just a student,
Need something real cheap to eat
because I'm stoney broke,
Not a bean.
Don't remember
The menu I've seen,
Korma, Saag or Madras
Doesn't really matter to me
To me...(piano bit here)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to **** it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, curry on,'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chickentikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does very nicely
Very very spicey
ME!Biryani (Biryani)Biryani (Biryani)Biryani and a naan
O Vindaloooooooo
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back; this loo's quarantined.
Here it comes,
There it goes technicolour yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again(There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again,Here it comes again.
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!
(Wayne's World head banging bit)

So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you can eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe, now you'll puke like a baby,
just had to come out,Just had to come right out in here...
Korma, saag or bhuna,Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me
To me
 












hart's shirt

hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
11,082
Kitbag in Dubai
1. Infinity (1990s...Time for the Guru) - Guru Roghan Josh
2. Papadum's Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown
3. Don't Stop Believin' - Cast of Ghee
4. I'm Doing Fine Now - The Pasandaenas
5. Phaal At Your Feet - Crowded House
6. Nagadoo - Black Lace
7. Boom! Shake The Room - DJ Jalfrezi Jeff and The Fresh Prince
8. Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
9. Rainbow Child - Dhansak Reed Network
10.Happy Birthday - Baltiered Images
 




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Pogue Mahone

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Apr 30, 2011
10,952
hart's shirt said:
1. Infinity (1990s...Time for the Guru) - Guru Roghan Josh
2. Papadum's Got A Brand New Bag - James Brown
3. Don't Stop Believin' - Cast of Ghee
4. I'm Doing Fine Now - The Pasandaenas
5. Phaal At Your Feet - Crowded House
6. Nagadoo - Black Lace
7. Boom! Shake The Room - DJ Jalfrezi Jeff and The Fresh Prince
8. Ruby - Kaiser Chiefs
9. Rainbow Child - Dhansak Reed Network
10.Happy Birthday - Baltiered Images
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Baltiered Images?

I like Guru Rogan Josh, though...and the cast of Ghee :smile:
 














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