Song for Pritchard!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Small man in Norfolk
You're just a small man in Norfolk

 

[Stat Brother]

Hit him where it so obviously hurts:-


How much
has your agent cost you
How much
bonuses are due
How much
has your agent cost you
How much
are you goin to lose.


Someone who can actually do this stuff, can tidy it up, but you get my drift.

 

[Bwian]

He made the right choice and went for more money....makes sense!!
No point wasting your breath on a player that's never signed.

Plus it will only get him to raise his game against us.

Focus on our players and their efforts.

 

[Stat Brother]

Plus it will only get him to raise his game against us.

Focus on our players and their efforts.

Hmmm, Norwich at the AMEX would suggest otherwise.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Seems odd for a second post to be about someone who is not playing for us.

Personally I will just ignore him and focus on supporting the Albion, takes all sorts I guess.

When I was at Loftus road last week in the second row of seats, the guy in front spent 90 minutes making signs at the QPR fans and their keeper, don't think he saw much of the game.

Come on... join in, it's a bit of fun you stuffy old git

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Plus it will only get him to raise his game against us.

Not quite how it worked out at the Amex.

 

[Albion Robster]

Does he takes corners for Norwich?
If so, we should throw monopoly money at him as he lines up to take the corner.

 

[Mellotron]

If we're winning;

Beat you twice

and we're going up

Alex Pritchard

You stupid c***

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Does he takes corners for Norwich?
If so, we should throw monopoly money at him as he lines up to take the corner.

Plenty of time for one of NSC's design gurus to mock-up a monopoly note with Pritchard's face on, then do an A4 printable sheet with as many copies as will fit on the page. Then cut out and sprinkle liberally on the day!

 

[Bwian]

Not quite how it worked out at the Amex.

He's settled in now plus lots of 6 fingered support at home.

 

[Albion Robster]

Plenty of time for one of NSC's design gurus to mock-up a monopoly note with Pritchard's face on, then do an A4 printable sheet with as many copies as will fit on the page. Then cut out and sprinkle liberally on the day!

Love that idea. Love it!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

He's settled in now plus lots of 6 fingered support at home.

He's maybe still not used to such vehement targeted chants from opposition fans tho. Only one way to find out...

 

[The Rivet]

Tom Robinson Band - 2-4-6-8 Motorway
Someone good at this song malarkey should be able to mess with the chorus.

 

[Stat Brother]

We ought to reverse psychology the shite out of him.

- Booed and abused to the point of substitution.
- Dropped from Norwich team.
- The wheels properly come off Norwich's clown car
- Finally back to being able to say dross like 'playing my best ever football'.

He's going to want revenge, therefore an afternoon of:-

bravo Alex - unlucky son - jolly good effort

ought to seriously freak the fat little fecker out.

 

[AmexRuislip]

 

[fleet]

Too many words and it doesn't rhyme.

Not even sure which song we are meant to sing it to!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He takes the money, We call it greed
But he's been pony, yes indeed
Oh he's a gold digger, way over town
That digs on me

Now I am saying that he's a gold digger
But he ain't messin with no broke *****
Now I aint saying that he's a gold digger
But he aint messin with no broke *****
Stay down Alex, Staying down. Staying down
Stay down Alex, Staying down. Staying down

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Alex Pritchard the greedy c**t
Alex Pritchard the greedy c**t

To the tune of Autobahn

 

[sydney]

alex pritchards a bit of a tit
you'll see him next year in the championship
he dropped a bollock and took the cash
he went to norwich but they were gash.

thpp ...tune

 

[Biscuit]

Plenty of time for one of NSC's design gurus to mock-up a monopoly note with Pritchard's face on, then do an A4 printable sheet with as many copies as will fit on the page. Then cut out and sprinkle liberally on the day!