[Albion] Song for Ali

[lawros left foot]

Stolen off twitter-

Jahanbaksh,
Jananbaksh,
Alireza Jahanbaksh,
He’s got no song,
Cos his names too long,
Alireza Jahanbaksh






To the tune of Holiday, Boney M.

 

[Krusty]

Monster Mash

(He's Jahanbakhsh)
He's Ali Jahanbaksh
(He's Jahanbakhsh)
And he cost lots of cash
(He's Jahanbakhsh)
He was an Amex smash
(He's Jahanbakhsh)
He's Ali Jahanbaksh

Could this be the first real duet (rather than "we're the..." call and response) between the North and West stand?

While the twats under the Police Box sing something else? Perfect.

 

[Seabird]

So I’m not a genius so haven’t got a song for Ali. However, with the departure of Goldson and Sidwell along left some of our best songs. The ‘Allez Allez Allez’ song generated huge atmospheres up and down the Country last season. Granted it’s usually sung by clubs singing about their history of successes and although we are lacking successes we have history in abundance. Just take a second to think about the North stand belting this out...

“Our club fought for survival,
We ain’t ever gonna stop.
From the depths of desperation,
To competing at the top.
Dick Knight and Fans United,
The saviours of our team.
Now we are Brighton & Hove Albion,
Playing in the Premier League.

Allez, Allez, Allez...”

 

[*Gullsworth*]

To Prince Charming.


Prince Ali Prince Ali

Pretty sure he's gonna score a goal now.


Repeat infinitum

 

[gripper stebson]

As seen in Holland his whole name scans beautifully into Seven Nation Army..... so it'll be that.

 

[Tokyohands]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n960d-JeC8

Here's his goal music

 

[Birdie Boy]

got to be able to make a song out of this

https://youtu.be/QqVPgsRtlwo

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I don't beat one I beat two my friend
From my wing play on both sides
You can see it in my football when I say
I'm Iranian in UK
Walking down the falmer road
With the Albion I'm out wide
I will score everytime I'm on side
I'm Iranian in UK

Chorus

Oh oh
I'm an Iranian
I'm an Iranian
I'm an Iranian in UK.

Repeat chorus

 

[Leegull]

got to be able to make a song out of this

https://youtu.be/QqVPgsRtlwo

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He’s Iranian
Ali is Iranian
He’s an Iranian in Brighton

Repeat
Repeat

 

[Southern Scouse]

Ali, Ali, Ali, Aliiiiiiiiiiii,
Der der der der der derrrrrr
Ali, Ali, Ali Aliiiiiiiiiiiii,
Our Iranian King..........

 

[Simontheseagull]

We've got Ali,
Iranian Ali,
I just don't think you understand.
He's better than Alli.
Dele Alli.
We've got Iranian Ali.

Nice and simple and not confusing at all.

Maybe change that a little to:

We've got Ali
Iranian Ali
I just don't think you understand
He came from Al-ka-maar
He's better than Zaha
We've got Iranian Ali.

 

[Two Professors]

Hasn't he got a Mohammed hidden anywhere?The 'floats like a butterfly,stings like a bee' song would be good if somebody cleverer than me could play with it.