[Albion] Song for Ali J.

[lawros left foot]

After his two tap ins in the last two games he needs a song, I tried this one when he first singed for us, but, for some unfathomable reason, people didn’t sing it, so, here goes.

Jahanbaksh,
Jahanbaksh,
Alireza Jahanbaksh
He’s got no song,
Cos his names too long
Alireza Jahanbaksh.

 

[super-seagulls]

He’s got a song;
Oh Ali, Ali
Ali Ali Ali Ali, Jahanbakhsh!

And what you’ve done is steal Mooy’s song;
Aaron Mooy, Aaron Mooy
Aaron, Aaron Mooy,
He’s got no hair,
But we don’t care
‘Cause he’s Aaron, Aaron Mooy.

 

[lawros left foot]

He’s got a song;
Oh Ali, Ali
Ali Ali Ali Ali, Jahanbakhsh!

But everyone has got that song.


Well, with their own name, obviously.

 

[super-seagulls]

But everyone has got that song.


Well, with their own name, obviously.

See my edit!

 

[RossyG]

Ali J
Ali J
Ali Ali J
He’s got nice hair
But we don’t care
Ali Ali J

 

[BNthree]

Iranian men, hallelujah!

 

[schmunk]

There's the "He's Iranian" song to Englishman in New York posted somewhere here previously.

Edit: also, his name sung to the Seven Nation Army riff.

 

[Skaville]

Jahanbaksh and the gladrags by Sterophonics would fit if someone would be kind enough to do the honours

 

[seagullwedgee]

There's the "He's Iranian" song to Englishman in New York posted somewhere here previously.

Edit: also, his name sung to the Seven Nation Army riff.

Ohhhh, he’s Iranian,
Ali is Iranian,
He don’t drink and
He don’t eat pork.


copyright- Sting

 

[AmexRuislip]

After his two tap ins in the last two games he needs a song, I tried this one when he first singed for us, but, for some unfathomable reason, people didn’t sing it, so, here goes.

Jahanbaksh,
Jahanbaksh,
Alireza Jahanbaksh
He’s got no song,
Cos his names too long
Alireza Jahanbaksh.

Perhaps to this

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There was one in the North concourse after the game today

Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali
Oi
Ali Ali Ali
Oi Oi Oi

Simple yet effective

 

[Gabbiano]

To Rock the casbah:

Your left back don’t like him
Doo doo doo (clap clap)
Ali Jahanbakhsh
Ali Jahanbakhsh

 

[Johnny RoastBeef]

Oh, My Darling Clementine has the same number of syllables as alireza jahanbakhsh.

Might make the start of a good chant.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Oh, My Darling Clementine has the same number of syllables as alireza jahanbakhsh.

Might make the start of a good chant.

just singing his name to that tune would be a great song

 

[Withdean and I]

I’ve actually had a bit of one since we signed him but have kept it to myself until now.
To the tune of ‘Prince Ali’ from Aladdin....
“Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali Jahanbakhsh”
Needs a bit more work but could be great.

https://youtu.be/_EVlNhmTEPI


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[Seagull1989]

To the tune of Starman by David Bowie

There’s a starman running down the right !
His name’s Jahanbaksh
and he’s ****ing dynamite

 

[Jack Straw]

Peter Tosh's "Stepping Razor". Change to "Alireza". Just a few verses to learn. Should catch on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaIFNk80JQ

 

[Gazwag]

Whoa o He's Iranian
Looks nothing like an alien
He is Ali Jahanbakhsh

 

[Monkey Man]

In the below-the-line comments on the Guardian's report of yesterday's game, someone observed that "Jahanbaksh" sound like the onomatopoeic word for two shopping trolleys colliding.

I thought it was quite amusing though sadly it doesn't help with the song writing exercise.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Backstreets Back - Backstreet Boys

Oh my God he's back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the flavor show you how
I've gotta question for ya
He's gonna answer now

Pre chorus:
Does he come from Iran?
(yeah)
Is he a sexy man?
(yeah)
Is he good at football?
(yeah)
Is he everything we need?
You better rock you body now

Chorus
Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
On the left or on the right
Ja-han-bakhsh's alright.