Says Palace 'star' Aki Riihilahti on his website. 
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/en/shownews.shtml?00000122.html
http://www.akiriihilahti.com/en/shownews.shtml?00000122.html
Someone tried to put their thumb in my arse last week
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Meade's Ball
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I think all of us, in the heat of the moment, have tried to stick our thumbs in the anus of a rival at work.
Kev the Ape
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Every unsportsly behaviour is unnecessary... Every name you give to tabloid papers is unnecessary. I don’t know or want to mention the name of that Armenian player. I’m sure he is a good player and a good professional. I made sure during the game that he knows my bum is exit only.
ManOnTheRun
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Meade's_Ball said:
Barnet Seagull
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You should be man enough to swallow tackles
Deano's Right Foot
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Great site Wozza!
I especially like his rant that starts:
Idiot, wanker, d*#khead… we call him with many names. We feel that we are entitled to that and we might even like it. Because we don’t like him. We just can’t. It is like an unwritten rule. He is the one to blame. Sometimes he even gets dead threats. Often stones or coins thrown at him. Obviously on top of all the vicious verbal abuse. He is worn in black so everyone can spot him and see his mistakes better. And whatever happens it is always his fault. That makes it easier for us. He is the final excuse for things going wrong, the ultimate bad. You have probably started thinking am I talking about Saddam, Jack the Ripper or someone like that. But no, normally he doesn’t even have a proper name. We football people just call him “referee”.
I especially like his rant that starts:
Idiot, wanker, d*#khead… we call him with many names. We feel that we are entitled to that and we might even like it. Because we don’t like him. We just can’t. It is like an unwritten rule. He is the one to blame. Sometimes he even gets dead threats. Often stones or coins thrown at him. Obviously on top of all the vicious verbal abuse. He is worn in black so everyone can spot him and see his mistakes better. And whatever happens it is always his fault. That makes it easier for us. He is the final excuse for things going wrong, the ultimate bad. You have probably started thinking am I talking about Saddam, Jack the Ripper or someone like that. But no, normally he doesn’t even have a proper name. We football people just call him “referee”.
Deano's Right Foot
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More on referees:
They might even love to have the ultimate power of a whistle. Maybe because they have no say at home. Maybe they are pushovers in real life. And they want to feel differently, to have some power for a change. Some people buy a dog. Some become referees.
They might even love to have the ultimate power of a whistle. Maybe because they have no say at home. Maybe they are pushovers in real life. And they want to feel differently, to have some power for a change. Some people buy a dog. Some become referees.