ifuhatepalacestandup
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so there wont be any palarse fans at the amex tomorrow then
they should all be at dale farm helping to fight the OB
they should all be at dale farm helping to fight the OB
Listen you slags. Some of us have long memories, have taken it on the chin for the Albion in days gone by, and now, it's time to settle some scores. Big Vern, Uncle Morty, Scratchcard, and Dave the Weasel all have scars, physical and mental, from past encounters with Palace. We've come out of retirement, and it's no holds barred tomorrow at the Amex.
Contact has been made with some of Palace's top boys, and we know they will dodge the OB and meet up at The Swan, and it will be face to face. This year we're using modern weapons, and it's going to be toe to toe X Factor. I understand that Jimmy Jizzbuckets, Palace's general, will be singing 'Home Town' by Adele, but, and keep this to yourselves, Big Vern has been practising 'I'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred all week, and we're confident he will fecking amaze the judges.
We're not so confident with round 2, it will involve staring out the opposition, but Dave the Weasel has been in training for his match of 'Mario and Sonic at the Olympics' by wanking all week with his wrong hand (some of us have to use two of course, heh heh), and claims he can has a personal best of 2 metres 12 on the high jump as he and the nunchuk are as one these days.
God Bless the Queen Mum (and Cass Pennant).
Listen you slags. Some of us have long memories, have taken it on the chin for the Albion in days gone by, and now, it's time to settle some scores. Big Vern, Uncle Morty, Scratchcard, and Dave the Weasel all have scars, physical and mental, from past encounters with Palace. We've come out of retirement, and it's no holds barred tomorrow at the Amex.
Contact has been made with some of Palace's top boys, and we know they will dodge the OB and meet up at The Swan, and it will be face to face. This year we're using modern weapons, and it's going to be toe to toe X Factor. I understand that Jimmy Jizzbuckets, Palace's general, will be singing 'Home Town' by Adele, but, and keep this to yourselves, Big Vern has been practising 'I'm too sexy' by Right Said Fred all week, and we're confident he will fecking amaze the judges.
We're not so confident with round 2, it will involve staring out the opposition, but Dave the Weasel has been in training for his match of 'Mario and Sonic at the Olympics' by wanking all week with his wrong hand (some of us have to use two of course, heh heh), and claims he can has a personal best of 2 metres 12 on the high jump as he and the nunchuk are as one these days.
God Bless the Queen Mum (and Cass Pennant).
I imagine its going to look something exactly like this.