Some B*STARD grassed ME up in WAITROSES today

[Ernest]

I was a BIT short of CASH today and WANTED to make a BIT of lunch SO I nipped into WAITROSES to NICK some SAUSAGES and bacon. I was JUST stuffing some SAUSAGE in my pants WHEN some TWAT grassed me UP to the SECURITY and I got FLUNG out of the shop and landed in a HEAP on the pavement.

To WHOEVER grassed me UP I hope YOU'RE starving and HUNGARY one DAY.

 

[SeagullSongs]

I was waiting for this

 

[Bladders]

Had you stuffed them into your winter coat you might not have been noticed.

 

[kevtherev]

If it had been a CHIPOLATA no one would have noticed a difference. Your own FAULT.

 

[Greyrun]

I know you were hungary but greecey food is bad for you.

 

[Muzzy]

So you didn't know that Waitrose have their own SAUCES?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

FFS , you're SUPPOSED to put the SAUSAGES down the FRONT of your PANTS not the BACK because of the BULGE

 

[littlehampton seagull]

you should of shoved them up your arse

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

you should of shoved them up your arse

Think you would have to cook the sausage first for that to work.

 

[Westdene Wonder]

It serves you right, going up market,in future stick to Poundland

 

[Paskman]

Hope they throw the John Lewis catalogue at you!

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Well this explains why the sausages I bought today from Waitrose were a bit warm and smelled wrong.

 

[Hyperion]

Well this explains why the sausages I bought today from Waitrose were a bit warm and smelled wrong.

Coq Au Van?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

That'll learn ya for your latest bout of tea-leafery! You might think you've been the victim of some RUFF justice, but that's the second time in a week you've been COLLARED. It's the ol' funnel on the head for you this week...

 

[The Birdman]

Should of gone for the burgers they would not have been able to catch you or you could have just said you where only horsing around..?

 

[raymondbriggs]

THe CLFFtonVILLE hAZ got ER BIGG biN oWT The BACK they ceep the POLEINGOLE swill INN,IST WEAR they usauaLLY GIT yowr BREAKFATS FORM.
YOU shuold HAEV gone THerE FRist.

 

[Baaaald]

Brilliant! You tell we got stuffed yesterday!

 

[Puppet Master]

Think you would have to cook the sausage first for that to work.

No trust me, it can be done