Sod's Law

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Why is it whenever you're dressed really scruffily or haven't shaved/changed your underpants for 2 weeks you meet the girl of your dreams

Can anyone else think of any examples of Sod's Law?

 

[pasty]

The way your PC suddenly starts working again just as you've got through to the help desk after 5 hours on hold.

 

[Seagullible]

You buy a very expensive engagement ring and find out the bitch had been shagging her ex!

 

[Mental Lental]

Buses.

Get to the bus stop 5 minutes early and the bastard will be 10 minutes late.

But when you are so much as one minute late getting to the bus stop, the bus driver chooses that particular moment to be bang on time. Or even early.

 

[dwayne]

not using a rubber when u normally do...and u know the rest.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Buses.

Get to the bus stop 5 minutes early and the bastard will be 10 minutes late.

But when you are so much as one minute late getting to the bus stop, the bus driver chooses that particular moment to be bang on time. Or even early.

Yep, and that normally happens when you have a job interview to go to.

 

[Everest]

Why is it whenever you're dressed really scruffily or haven't shaved/changed your underpants for 2 weeks you meet the girl of your dreams

Since when did you start shaving your y-fronts?

 

[CAFC Matt]

Buses.

Get to the bus stop 5 minutes early and the bastard will be 10 minutes late.

But when you are so much as one minute late getting to the bus stop, the bus driver chooses that particular moment to be bang on time. Or even early.

Happens to me all the time

 

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Re: Re: Sod's Law

Since when did you start shaving your y-fronts?

They tend to grow fur on them after a while.

Also when watching a smutty film with the volume turned down and your parents asleep in the next room, when it comes to the advert break they always show that sanitary towel advert that goes WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH BODYFORM, BODYFORM FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU at full blast, ensuring Mum wakes up and comes into your room.

 

[Everest]

The ads are always louder than the progs, aren't they? Gets on my wick.

 

[Biscuit]

Can anyone else think of any examples of Sod's Law?

Your birth?

 

[fatbadger]

The ads are always louder than the progs, aren't they? Gets on my wick.

that's what the mute button is for

 

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Here's another one Giblet - your mother not having a headache that night

 

[Biscuit]

lol nice danny.
In america its called Murpheys law...

 

[Trotster]

You buy a very expensive engagement ring and find out the bitch had been shagging her ex!

AHEM - linen, public, washing??!!!

 

[Seagullible]

AHEM - linen, public, washing??!!!

Was a long time ago mind you and she did me a favour... wouldn't have met someone otherwise

 

[Reading Posh]

Plymouth away is always a Tuesday night

 

[Trotster]

Was a long time ago mind you and she did me a favour... wouldn't have met someone otherwise

 

[The Large One]

Trotser - you're laughing. Something we should know about?

Sod's Law: Having a good run in the league, and needing that one win to go top. And we bloody draw against the bottom of the table side. Like, if we beat Surrey - C'MON - and then our last game of the season is at home to Leicestershire to win the championship, and who haven't won all season...

 

[tedebear]

Was a long time ago mind you and she did me a favour... wouldn't have met someone otherwise

I know the feeling mate..

Anyhow - sods law states that if I wait until 3:00 to have some lunch (bloody starving!) because I know my bosses boss will call, that as soon as I stand up to go to lunch she calls and leaves a message wanting to know where I am...

This is what I say to her....
Your mother was a hampster and your father
smelled of elderberries, I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly coloured, mealy-templed, cranberry-smelling,
electric donkey-bottom bite

Ha - that'll teach her...