Lord Bracknell said:Cheers, Tooting.
Paul Millmore is another of those people I've known for years. We used to work together. He is the author of the Ordnance Survey's guide to the South Downs Way, published in the National Trail Guide series. I even worked with him on updating some of the information that has gone into the recently revised edition.
First Tim Cutress, now Paul Millmore. I'm beginning to think that I'm a weak link in this campaign!
attila said:You do hang around with some tree huggers don't you Bracknell?
If you know that Downsman idiot, tell him just how offensive that comment was for all those of us who battled to save the Albion from those bastards.
I used to like the Downs, but I couldn't give a shit now.
Lord Bracknell said:I dont know whether the newspaper gives the author's name. The Telegraph website doesn't.
Here's the story:-
Brighton will hove to if stadium wrongs turn into last rites.
Suppose there was no such thing as Roy Keane. Imagine railway platforms free of drunks in Burberry baseball caps. What if men with IQs below sea-level were no longer paid £2 million a year to spit in public? What if Saturday afternoons were for sailing or pressing wild flowers? Life in a football-free zone sounds rather appealing. It's coming to Brighton any day now.
All it needs is for John Prescott to agree with the Government inspector that there is no case for a new stadium on a greenfield site and Brighton and Hove Albion are done for.
Yeah, yeah, you've heard it all before. Notts County, Oldham, York City, Leeds United - they've all been read the last rites and they're still breathing. Brighton's case, I assure you, is different. It must be for Des Lynam to get all fired up. He told me: "There's nowhere else for Brighton to go. We can't let this club fade away."
Now I'd like you to take a walk through Falmer where Des and 60,000 more Seagulls' petitioners would like to watch football in the future. It's halfway between Brighton and Lewes. Hear the skylarks? Smell the primroses? Never mind, the wind must be in the wrong direction.
You'll notice it's a warm wind rather like the Sirocco. It's been whipped up by Falmer Parish Council, the Society of Sussex Downsmen and a planning inspector who probably turned up for games with a sick note each week. Can you believe these pillars of South Coast society don't think football is the be all and end all?
They should have been at a draughty little athletics stadium called Withdean to witness Albion's 3-0 demolition of Bournemouth on Saturday. There's more atmosphere in a departure lounge at Gatwick and yet Mark McGhee's asylum-seekers found the motivation to keep the club on track for the Division Two play-offs.
Gary Hart, Trevor Benjamin and Leon Knight banged in the goals like an act of defiance while 5,000 shivering fans held up slogans: "Say yes to the stadium!"
"Over our tombs," the nimbies would reply. They've got it into their heads that the proposed site at Falmer is an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty just because it says so. I wouldn't take my mother-in-law for a picnic anywhere near the place.
A dirty great dual carriageway called the A27 tends to drown conversation. Whoever designed Brighton University next door either had a good sense of humour or a bad dose of haemorrhoids.
A community football stadium would improve the look of Falmer as well as provide a thousand jobs and give this surprisingly scruffy city something to be proud of. Whatever is decided, somebody's going to build something soon on the ploughed field in question. Would the doubters rather have a Tesco?
I can see that football lovers have bigger blind spots than most. "How can you sympathise with a club which had a perfectly good stadium seven years ago but sold it to Toys R Us?" asks Paul Millmore of the Sussex Downsmen. It's pointless telling him that it was a different regime in those days - that the cowboys have gone now.
It's pointless telling this 2,800-strong charity that the disappearance of Brighton and Hove Albion would undermine the foundations of English League football because they would argue that a stadium at Falmer would consume another chunk of the chalk downlands which have given more pleasure to more people than a simple game of kick and rush.
Back to practicalities. Brighton have spent £5 million they don't have preparing the Falmer project, paying solicitors at the protracted public inquiry and bringing Withdean up to Football League standards. It costs £40,000 a match to rent and steward the athletics track as well as provide a park and ride scheme and yet it only holds 7,000 people.
The club are losing money as each day goes by. If directors stopped writing cheques, no one would get paid. Obviously it cannot go on.
In the likely event of the Deputy Prime Minister turning his thumbs down this week or next and thereby risking the prospects of three Labour MPs in the immediate area, I have an alternative plan. Instead of blowing millions on a pier the citizens didn't really want (or it wouldn't have burned down in the first place) why not build a football stadium half a mile out in the English Channel? It has to be better than Punch and Judy.
attila said:Don't worry, I know the article is pro Falmer, I know the Downs are 'nice' and not all ramblers are idiots, I'm just angry - really angry - with Millmore. What a complete and total lobotomy case.
Ironic, really, that he's named after a football stadium, albeit a misspelt one.
the full harris said:If they get half as happy as I got angry with the first half of the article and then half as pissed off as I was pleased with it's confusion then I will delight in their frustration!
Curious Orange said:That article is rather good actually, reminds me of one the more pessimistic days on NSC, and brings into focus the stark reality that could potentially befall our beloved club. Glad someone's finally had the guts to not perpetuate the myth that the Village Way site is beautiful, got to be a first for the Telegraph as far as the national press goes!
edna krabappel said:I know they're not, but it's a good image to have, us v the morris dancers....