[Albion] Social distancing in the AMEX bogs at half time.

[Poyningsgull]

There having a laugh. Unless Half time is increased to 4 hours.!

 

[Worthing exile]

Easy. Wear a mask at all times.

This means that you can't drink so don't need to go

 

[Guinness Boy]

Skirt and make up?

 

[albionalbino]

You'll need a toilet pass. With a photo. On your phone. No hugging. No parking.

 

[schmunk]

This Is Why We Need Flasks

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

That's taking the pi ..........

 

[Motogull]

I'm gonna get a piss bag. Maybe two.

 

[A1X]

TBH face masks in public loos are a great idea I wish I’d thought of years ago

 

[LamieRobertson]

Skirt and make up?

You know you want to

 

[Guinness Boy]

You know you want to

You know I do

 

[METALMICKY]

There having a laugh. Unless Half time is increased to 4 hours.!

Don't you mean 6 hours if everyone washed their hands!

 

[GT49er]

They've never yet improved on a rolled up footie pink (less absorbent than ordinary newspaper) and the pocket of the bloke two rows in front of you, have they?

 

[AnotherArch]

It will be fine for West Stand Upper. The queue for the bogs can feed down one flight of stairs and then back up another.

 

[Sirnormangall]

They've never yet improved on a rolled up footie pink (less absorbent than ordinary newspaper) and the pocket of the bloke two rows in front of you, have they?

That’s another good reason for reintroducing standing at matches.

 

[dazzer6666]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the...that-could-stop-you-from-visiting-the-toilet/

 

[LamieRobertson]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the...that-could-stop-you-from-visiting-the-toilet/

After you

 

[Jay White]

Social distancing at Amex is pointless as most ppl arrive on the sardine train and thats impossible. There isnt enough space from the stadium exit to station platform to socially distance everyone. More trains would help but it aint gonna happen.

 

[John Byrnes Mullet]

Is this a rule from the club? Social distancing is no longer the law in England.

 

[el punal]

Easy. Wear a mask at all times.

This means that you can't drink so don't need to go

I’m not wearing a mask on my willy - they haven’t got one big enough!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Hopefully people will socially distance when I “bang three grams of bugle” and stick a flare up my arse. I don’t want to get myself in trouble.