[News] Social Distancing - Get the T-Shirt?

[Gilliver's Travels]

Since this seems to be such a problem currently, how about this idea, for a crash course in [social] distance learning?








[Copyright J Cowen 2020]

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Complete waste of time. Same as health warnings on cigarettes or equality seminars/courses for racists/homophobes/misogynists. People are pig headed.

 

[KZNSeagull]

It should say 6 foot 6 inches apart

 

[Bry Nylon]

Seems to me to be a crash course in opportunist profiteering from a global health crisis.

Unless, of course, any proceeds are going to help find a solution to Covid-19 infection, obvs.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Seems to me to be a crash course in opportunist profiteering from a global health crisis.

Unless, of course, any proceeds are going to help find a solution to Covid-19 infection, obvs.

There aren't any T-shirts yet - it's just an idea. I'll produce a couple, for sure. And of course, anyone making use of these slogans would be invited to contribute to relevant charities.

 

[Bry Nylon]

There aren't any T-shirts yet - it's just an idea. I'll produce a couple, for sure. And of course, anyone making use of these slogans would be invited to contribute to relevant charities.

Fair enough. Sorry - wasn't meant to be a dig at you.

I apologise.

 

[Normal Rob]

a bit scaremongering though is it not? or does it now have a 100% kill rate?

 

[dazzer6666]

Would have happily worn one in the supermarket just now - one or two utter bellends completely ignoring the rules (most people were OK)

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Fair enough. Sorry - wasn't meant to be a dig at you.

I apologise.

No problems - not taken personally!

 

[Brok]

Could do with "Get back 6 foot" on the back, as well.

 

[studio150]

It should say 6 foot 6 inches apart

6 feet 6.74016 inches

Pedants are an essential service

 

[Brok]

6 feet 6.74016 inches

Pedants are an essential service

A fine mixture of imperial and metric.

 

[GT49er]

Could do with "Get back 6 foot" on the back, as well.

Better make it 2 metres. Millennials probably don't understand imperial.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Anyone know a good T-Shirt printer locally?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

There aren't any T-shirts yet - it's just an idea. I'll produce a couple, for sure. And of course, anyone making use of these slogans would be invited to contribute to relevant charities.

I like them. But more punchy without the question marks.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Better make it 2 metres. Millennials probably don't understand imperial.

How about 'Back off ****wit' on the back? Do you think Millenialsmight grasp that?

 

[GT49er]

How about 'Back off ****wit' on the back? Do you think Millenialsmight grasp that?

Some of them ..............................

 

[el punal]

Perhaps instead of T-shirts how about producing the ref’s squirty foam thingy for making sure the defensive wall is 10 yards/paces from the ball? You could substitute that for ensuring that no one encroaches your space if you’re in a queue or whatever. If all else fails squirt some in their face and tell them to f*** off while producing a red card.

I will now self isolate as I fetch my hat and coat.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

First T-shirts just ordered.