So When Does A Goal Count ?

[Beach Hut]

Our learned friend Ernest the milkman clearly believes that when a player scores in the later half of a game and their team is 3 to 5 goals adrift it doesn't count ?

Anyone believe in this new theory ?

 

[Wardy]

Not me. A quick look at the FIFA site makes no mention of it either.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Does he also think that a kiss is not a kiss unless tongues are involved?

 

[Ernest]

If a goalscorer scored 30 goals in a season and his team was relegated it would still count as a failure.
Pepsi Max's job was to score enough goals for us to survive in the Championship and with that in mind he has been a DISMAL failure

 

[Woodchip]

If a goalscorer scored 30 goals in a season and his team was relegated it would still count as a failure.
Pepsi Max's job was to score enough goals for us to survive in the Championship and with that in mind he has been a DISMAL failure

You said more than 5. Stop being a bottle job and pucker up for everyone's favourite dick!

 

[Ernest]

You said more than 5. Stop being a bottle job and pucker up for everyone's favourite dick!

Yes more than 5 and as I say he has scored 4 and I'm being generous there so pucker up and kiss my ARS

 

[Woodchip]

http://www.seagulls.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/ProfilesDetail/0,,10433~31693,00.html

Says 6 on there. Not only are you a bottle job, but you can't count. Now do as you said aqnd stop making yourself look like such a fool!

 

[1066gull]

Does he also think that a kiss is not a kiss unless tongues are involved?

 

[Bwian]

 

[Beach Hut]

Milkman is starting to look more and more silly now.

Come on Ernest - pay the bet please

 

[dougdeep]

"You must remember this"................................

 

[Bry Nylon]

"A kiss is just a kiss.............................."

 

[Yorkie]

As time goes by..................

 

[Binney on acid]

We haven't even created 5 goalscoring chances for him all season. How can you say that he's a failure?

 

[Kent Seagull]

If a goalscorer scored 30 goals in a season and his team was relegated it would still count as a failure.
Pepsi Max's job was to score enough goals for us to survive in the Championship and with that in mind he has been a DISMAL failure

Anyone who fails to deliver the goods as promised or who fails to keep their word is a dismal failure. The ARS leader has let down his followers big time, it's time the ARS sacked the lardy milkman and got in a TRIED and TESTED LOYAL fan who would have the respect of the ARS. 1066 could do a job.

Ernest out!

 

[Wardy]

ERNEST OUT - 1066 IN