[Football] So what does the defensive wall do now?

[Stat Brother]

Jurgen Klopp praises Liverpool’s analysts for role in Philippe Coutinho’s Brighton free-kick

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2017/...s-role-philippe-coutinhos-brighton-free-kick/

Still jump like they're on Pogo Sticks (look it up kidz) and protect teeny tiny Maty Ryan's top corner.
Or, now the jig is up, stay rooted to the turf so as not to give away another 'easy' goal.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Practice jumping, but only 6 inches off the ground - add a BIT of height, but not a big enough gap below for the ball to pass.

next..

 

[Berty23]

Easy. Use one more person whose job is to lie down behind the wall.

I am amazed I am not in football management as I am a tactical genius.

 

[banjo]

Jurgen Klopp praises Liverpool’s analysts for role in Philippe Coutinho’s Brighton free-kick

https://www.thisisanfield.com/2017/...s-role-philippe-coutinhos-brighton-free-kick/

Still jump like they're on Pogo Sticks (look it up kidz) and protect teeny tiny Maty Ryan's top corner.
Or, now the jig is up, stay rooted to the turf so as not to give away another 'easy' goal.

Longer studs.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Jump!

 

[Stat Brother]

Longer studs.

Send them all to Izzy Brown's barber.

 

[perseus]

Barge the wall out of the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7U7AXq2U20

 

[Titanic]

Even numbers stand still and stick their right foot across to cover the odd numbers who jump.

Swap this randomly to confuse the opposition.

#simples

 

[maffew]

Easy. Use one more person whose job is to lie down behind the wall.

I am amazed I am not in football management as I am a tactical genius.

I would love to see that

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Falmer Flutter ©]

Stop giving free-kicks away in dangerous situations.

 

[trueblue]

Half jump. Half don't.

 

[Yoda]

Easy. Use one more person whose job is to lie down behind the wall.

I am amazed I am not in football management as I am a tactical genius.

Or have alternate people in the wall jump, and change it about with each freekick.

 

[Stat Brother]

Practice jumping, but only 6 inches off the ground - add a BIT of height, but not a big enough gap below for the ball to pass.

next..

Stop giving free-kicks away in dangerous situations.

Well you 2 are no fun, today.

 

[Two Professors]

Is there a rule against mooning?

 

[perseus]

https://youtu.be/5mNmTyRhLb0

 

[GT49er]

Even numbers stand still and stick their right foot across to cover the odd numbers who jump.

Sort of like line dancing, you mean?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Easy. Use one more person whose job is to lie down behind the wall.

I am amazed I am not in football management as I am a tactical genius.

Somebody tall but who doesn't jump very high and dives well. hmmmmmmm.

 

[father_and_son]

Klopp described that goal as “one of the smartest free-kicks in football history.”


Not sure about that... they are clearly clever enough to watch videos of our behaviour in the ball and decided "Brighton always jump and so hit a ground ball".

"Smartest in history". No, just good research.

 

[Titanic]

Sort of like line dancing, you mean?

Exactly