[Albion] So how's it all going to go horribly wrong?

[Giraffe]

Yorkshire becomes independent from the UK and it's top clubs are allowed to compete in the Europa League qualifying rounds.
Rochdale are the 2nd best team in Yorkshire and we draw them away in the qualifying round.

This is a much better scenario than mine. Can Sussex also do the same please and guaranteed Champions League football comes our way unless Crawley magically get their act together.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

l think a geography lesson may need to be on the horizon, or a new War of the Roses could ensue.

To be fair my understanding of English geography is that any town north of Nottingham is in Yorkshire until you get to Geordielandshire

 

[DJ NOBO]

Best players leave over the next eight months, replacements arent as good.
Next season, in a tight division, we go on a dire run in March and end up relegated by a point.
Our wage bill is ginormous and the championship is tougher than expected. Bloom retires.
Couple of non-promotion seasons follow and attendances drop off.
We appoint a hyppia-Esque manager and there’s a domino effect leading to relegation.
Meanwhile Rochdale have been promoted to League One. We play them.

 

[maltaseagull]

There's a big flaw in that scenario.

Well I never!

Always thought it was a Yorkie town ! OOPS

 

[bhafc99]

Someone takes a bottle top into ESL, and the ensuing public enquiry concludes that the club should be shut down immediately.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

 

[talk2knighty]

RDZ and the entire back room staff get poached by Chelsea including Barber and Potty rejoins for one season then after relegation Hughton will join as DOF, that’s how we’ll end up playing Rochdale

 

[dazzer6666]

Tony loses the club in a game of poker when pissed up in Vegas. We end up owned by a teenage American who wears a back-to-front baseball cap indoors and says 'like' all the time who decides to rename us the 'Sussex Surfers'. Turns out he's Boehly's nephew and Bloom had been drugged but by the time the truth comes out it's too late.

 

[Bold Seagull]

The actress who played Pam had no idea who was in the shower, in fact the actor who was in the shower wasn't the actor who played Bobby, so her surprise is quite genuine. Meanwhile the actor playing Bobby didn't even know he was shooting a Dallas scene, he was tricked into thinking he was doing some advert for a soap brand at a different lot, so his chirpy 'good morning' was for him to advertise soap. The two were then spliced together so that absolutely no one knew they were about to pull off the shittest deceit in TV history.

 

[The Oldman]

We get to FA cup final v Man U. We lose again as happened last time. The club goes into decline fighting for it’s existence

 

[Bodian]

We get to FA cup final v Man U. We lose again as happened last time. The club goes into decline fighting for it’s existence

And we never find out what happened to the 2023 Cup Final money.

 

[Bob!]

Well I never!

Always thought it was a Yorkie town ! OOPS

You're thinking of Rotherham aren't you?