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Snooker final looking good
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Albion Rob
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Hunter just missed a reasonable chance. It would be just like that bloke to SCREW it up.
Albion Rob
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If I were a WAISTCOAT I would be Coxy's from Friday night.
It's just me, you and SnookerCrab here now Trig, something of a love TRIANGLE.
It's just me, you and SnookerCrab here now Trig, something of a love TRIANGLE.
Albion Rob
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Trigger said:Lets hope you decide to leave the more difficult BROWN in favour of the easier PINK then Rob...
Just reminded me of Coxy telling one of those nuns I like to play in the 'fun dirt'. Needless to say I stopped busting her chops and cmae over all YELLOW about a second later.
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Hunter pulls another frame back 9 - 8
Albion Rob
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I reckon Ronnie to win, and I can SPOT a winner.
Albion Rob
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I've got a lot of strings to my BOW, but at this late stage, I could only hope for a TIE.
(do they still waer those?)
(do they still waer those?)
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Game on 9 - 9
BenElton'sBrother
Well-known member
What a final!!
Who's gonna win now
Who's gonna win now
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Tricky but superb pot by O'Sullivan.
Still prefer Hunter myself.
Still prefer Hunter myself.
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Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,
London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,
Emotional when he keeps his cool till he reaches the final,
But whether he wins he whether he don't:
Tony Meo: I always bite me eyeballs.
And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,
But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,
But nowadays he pots the lot: Dennis Taylor: 'Cos I wear these goggles.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,
And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along, "If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight Terry Griffiths: Hairbrushes for me barnet."
But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise,
His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"
When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,
But it's just fair giving off that glare: Willie Thorne: Perhaps I ought to chalk it.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,
His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,
Now he don't care who wins next year: Steve Davis: 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we... We're all snooker loopy
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits,
London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots,
Emotional when he keeps his cool till he reaches the final,
But whether he wins he whether he don't:
Tony Meo: I always bite me eyeballs.
And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall,
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball,
But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles,
But nowadays he pots the lot: Dennis Taylor: 'Cos I wear these goggles.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song,
And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along, "If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight Terry Griffiths: Hairbrushes for me barnet."
But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise,
His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"
When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it,
But it's just fair giving off that glare: Willie Thorne: Perhaps I ought to chalk it.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown,
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down,
His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up,
Now he don't care who wins next year: Steve Davis: 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy.
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me,
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue.
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy,
Snooker loopy, nuts are we... We're all snooker loopy