Snakes alive!

[Vicar!]

The full experience then!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5277238.stm?ls

 

[cardboard]

Crickey

 

[Meade's Ball]

I found a clipped, shortened toothless brown mamba in my bedding the moment i awoke this morning. It briefly sounded an alarm, but agreed to leave my sleepy tomb with just one evident smear and a farewell wink in my hankie.