Sir Clive Woodward is a cock

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Jul 20, 2003
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Re: Re: Sir Clive Woodward is a cock

Grendel said:
Other than almost all the world cup winning squad?


not of late - most of the stuff I've heard has been players saying that he was just a broadsheet friendly mascot basking in his undeserved self importance - on the whole, it seems they think he's a COCK
 




Robbie G

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Jul 26, 2004
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BarrelofFun said:
Although he did have a management team of about 30!! So they probably helped as well

And that's why i like Andy Robinson more. He got stick at the beginning of his coaching at England, as they kept losing. Wasn't his fault, the team Woodward set up was dispersing, due to retirement, injury etc

I like how he has somewhat now rebuilt the team
 


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Kabadi is an exceptional sport, possibly one of the most tactical and skilful games that is not seen by the first world. I used to love watching that. I feel a nationwide pledgebank coming on.....for C4 to give it back to us.
 






oapdodge

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Jul 15, 2003
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AJ's Love Monkey said:

All night I can sit in my seat and at the end my missus squeezes the juices on to my breakfast. Then just carry on drinking. It's brilliant. Even pissing myself laughing and French and Saunders and it doesn't matter. More Stella anyone ? Warm only.
 


Simster

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Agreed Berty. We were competitive against the All Blacks a few months back, and are beginning to look like a useful outfit. With Australia looking toilet and South Africa and Wales seemingly having peeked too early, it could be the English who provide the biggest challenge to NZ at the next World Cup which crucially will be in the Northern Hemisphere.
 




SJ's Love Monkey

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oapdodge said:
All night I can sit in my seat and at the end my missus squeezes the juices on to my breakfast. Then just carry on drinking. It's brilliant. Even pissing myself laughing and French and Saunders and it doesn't matter. More Stella anyone ? Warm only.

Super! ??? :D
 








Robbie G

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Simster said:
Agreed Berty. We were competitive against the All Blacks a few months back, and are beginning to look like a useful outfit.

They are still an awesome outfit! Carter has the world at his feet as they say (or, perhaps an egg would be a better phrase)
 




Kinky Gerbil

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The world cup will be won by who has the best 10 again.

Carter and Hodgeson are mles ahead at the monment, Charlie needs to work on his kicking and bottle though.
 




Jul 20, 2003
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Hungry Joe said:
I bumped into Matt Dawson the other day in B-Wise and he told me that CW was, I quote, "a f***ing fanny".


that's the concensus - some England player who's name escapes me referred to him as, 'the dogs bollocks' - without the 'the' or the 'dogs'


Sir PRICK Clive PRICK Wood PRICK ward

here he is with his DICKHEAD of the year award:

Woodward.JPG
 


e77

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May 23, 2004
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You can't really criticise his Rugby coaching as he won the World Cup and it is often forgotten he was capped as a player but I don't think he could do a full time job in football.

Could see him act as a consultant as some of the things he brought in for Rugby might transfer over but no more.

Someone should try and recruit the Rugby fitness coach, however.
 


Kinky Gerbil

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e77 said:
You can't really criticise his Rugby coaching as he won the World Cup and it is often forgotten he was capped as a player but I don't think he could do a full time job in football.

Could see him act as a consultant as some of the things he brought in for Rugby might transfer over but no more.

Someone should try and recruit the Rugby fitness coach, however.

Rugby league players are machines.
 


Hungry Joe

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Oct 22, 2004
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pevenseagull said:
that's the concensus - some England player who's name escapes me referred to him as, 'the dogs bollocks' - without the 'the' or the 'dogs'


Sir PRICK Clive PRICK Wood PRICK ward

here he is with his DICKHEAD of the year award:

Woodward.JPG

What kind of fanny cocking prick wears a novelty Looney Tunes tie to an award ceremony! Case closed.
 




e77

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May 23, 2004
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KinkyHitler said:
Rugby league players are machines.

I certainly think football fitness can catch up with both codes and the coaching skills are probably transferable on that front.

Isn't the Palace fitness coach an ex-Rugby player ?
 
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oapdodge

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e77 said:
I certainly think football can catch up with both codes and the coaching skills are probably transferable.

Isn't the Palace fitness coach an ex-Rugby player ?

Do you think that more penalties will be given ?
 


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