Simeon jackson song !!!!

[T soprano]

To the sound of OUTKASTS -Ms Jackson

"It's Simeon Jackson Ooooooohhhhhhh
He is for real
Never meant to make the Palace cry
When he scores a goal we jump so high
It's Simeon Jackson Oooooooohhhhhh
He is for real

Repeat x3

 

[stss30]

Next.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

wOOOOOAOAOOAAAWWW
SIMEON JACKSON
HE IS A BIT CANADIAN AND A BIT JAMAICAN
AND HE PLAYS FOR BRIGHTON!! LALALALALALAAA!!!!
AND HE KICKS THE BALL AND IT IS A GOAL SOMETIMES!!

(Working on the second verse now)

 

[fannybreath]

How about... oh simeon.. is full of shit... oh simeon is full of shit, hes full of shit more shit and more shit, oh simeon is full of shit

 

[fannybreath]

dont think hes gunna be coming though, i mean no sign of it apart from paper.

 

[B52]

wOOOOOAOAOOAAAWWW
SIMEON JACKSON
HE IS A BIT CANADIAN AND A BIT JAMAICAN
AND HE PLAYS FOR BRIGHTON!! LALALALALALAAA!!!!
AND HE KICKS THE BALL AND IT IS A GOAL SOMETIMES!!

(Working on the second verse now)

Don't bother

 

[red star portslade]

Guy Chambers and Bernie Taupin must be shitting themselves.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Don't bother

Ok I've GOT IT. I've been trawling through the old song threads and as far as I can make out, the worse the melody and the more difficult it is to sing, the BETTER. So, to the tune of house of the rising sun....

North Stand: There is. A footballer.
North East Corner: Called Simeon Jackson
East Stand: And he is a Brighton player
South Stand: And somthing else about him can go in here
West Stand Lower: Simeon Jackson. Wooaaaooow.
West Stand Upper: Yeeeaaaahh.
East Stand Disabled Section: Nanananana Simeon Jackson

(Working on a third verse now)

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Der der der der Simeonjackson
Der der der der

 

[Hillian1]

Ok I've GOT IT. I've been trawling through the old song threads and as far as I can make out, the worse the melody and the more difficult it is to sing, the BETTER. So, to the tune of house of the rising sun....

North Stand: There is. A footballer.
North East Corner: Called Simeon Jackson
East Stand: And he is a Brighton player
South Stand: And somthing else about him can go in here
West Stand Lower: Simeon Jackson. Wooaaaooow.
West Stand Upper: Yeeeaaaahh.
East Stand Disabled Section: Nanananana Simeon Jackson

(Working on a third verse now)

If this doesn't catch on, I'll eat my own poo.

p.s. It was my daughter who asked you about your Ipad at that gig you did a couple of weeks back.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Also, does anyone think goal music would be a good idea?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To "Don't let the sun go down on me"

Sim-e-on Jackson, he plays for our team
Although I ask myself, is he someone we really need?
Is he a cheap option
Or did we pay a feeeee
But after all these things, i Know
Simeon Jackson has lots of speeeeed.

 

[Paris]

To "Don't let the sun go down on me"

Sim-e-on Jackson, he plays for our team
Although I ask myself, is he someone we really need?
Is he a cheap option
Or did we pay a feeeee
But after all these things, i Know
Simeon Jackson has lots of speeeeed.

He'd better get rid of that speed before he arrives at our training ground. We can't have him tarnishing our reputation

 

[supaseagull]

I've got one...

You'll never play for Brighton
You'll never play for Brighton

 

[El Sid]

Ok I've GOT IT. I've been trawling through the old song threads and as far as I can make out, the worse the melody and the more difficult it is to sing, the BETTER. So, to the tune of house of the rising sun....

North Stand: There is. A footballer.
North East Corner: Called Simeon Jackson
East Stand: And he is a Brighton player
South Stand: And somthing else about him can go in here
West Stand Lower: Simeon Jackson. Wooaaaooow.
West Stand Upper: Yeeeaaaahh.
East Stand Disabled Section: Nanananana Simeon Jackson

(Working on a third verse now)

Too many words for us oldies in the east.
We'd need a song sheet.

 

[supaseagull]

Ok I've GOT IT. I've been trawling through the old song threads and as far as I can make out, the worse the melody and the more difficult it is to sing, the BETTER. So, to the tune of house of the rising sun....

North Stand: There is. A footballer.
North East Corner: Called Simeon Jackson
East Stand: And he is a Brighton player
South Stand: And somthing else about him can go in here
West Stand Lower: Simeon Jackson. Wooaaaooow.
West Stand Upper: Yeeeaaaahh.
East Stand Disabled Section: Nanananana Simeon Jackson

(Working on a third verse now)

What about...

North Stand: There is a player called Simeon
North East Corner: He played for Giiii-lingham
East Stand: When he came to Brighton, we saw him score
South Stand: again...and again and again
West Stand Lower: Simeon Jackson. Wooaaaooow.
West Stand Upper: Yeeeaaaahh.
East Stand Disabled Section: Nanananana Simeon Jackson

 

[sydney]

ohw fer ****sake.....i'm off to look at some boobs

 

[Justice]

And all because the Daily Star said so

 

[ali jenkins]

We all know he will be the latest one to get the 'Heartbeat' treatment, even though it is factually incorect (like Hoskins)

 

[The Gem]

Have to say Im wetting myself with this thread