Sickipedia

[Marc1901]

Sickipedia - Building the world's best collection of sick jokes

Has anyone seen this website? If you have not i would not go on it if you get offended easily.

Teacher to class: "What does your dad do at weekends?".

Little Boy: "He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's right he lets punters bang his arse and cum in his gob".

Teacher takes him outside, "Is that true?".

Little boy: "No miss, it's bollocks. He plays for Crystal Palace but I'm too embarrassed to say"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

This would have been better had you been bothered to replace Derby with Palace.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Sickipedia is brilliant, I've been reading it for a couple of years.

 

[Marc1901]

Sickipedia is brilliant, I've been reading it for a couple of years.

You was the one who showed me.

 

[Zamora For England]

Proper NSP calibre of jokes. Simply briliant.

"When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone."

 

[brightonlass2009]

so wrong, yet so hilarious. love that website.

 

[TrueFan]

"I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox.

I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard. "

Truly shokcking.

 

[driller]

Get the iPhone app. It is a free one.
Jokes on the go

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I was shagging the wife last night and, after cumming for the second time, I rolled over.My wife was not impressed and said, "How about finishing me off now?"So I smothered her with my pillow.

 

[El Presidente]

I've just been given two weeks to live.

The wife's gone away for a fortnight.

You can just see someone like Les Dawson or Bernard Manning coming out with that one

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I was approached by a member of Greenpeace in the street the other day and he told me that if I don't donate £2 a month then people in Africa will die.

I cant believe Greenpeace employ such violent people.

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I was chatting-up this young nurse when I asked, "Well, how do you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilised," she giggled.

Then she handed me the results of my sperm count.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I nervously stepped through the door of my local brothel today. It was the first time I'd seen the outside world in weeks.

 

[blue and white army]

"When Barack Obama was giving his speech after being elected as president, he had to do it behind three inch thick bullet-proof glass. I thought that was a bit harsh - just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone."

That's Frankie Boyle's joke

 

[Sam Ovett]

Do you notice how all paedophiles have ginger hair and glasses? What is it about that look that kids find so sexy? - Mr. Boyle