Shut up, It's BRILLIANT...

[Artois]

...has been my favourite phrase for a while.


What's yours?

 

[H2O]

Is biscuit a tosshead think thats a phrase I will be using from now on!!! nice one Kev!!!

 

[Easy 10]

I said last night that CPFC were being RAPED by Arsenal. I quite liked that.

 

[Meade's Ball]

If someone says anything at all, i'm prone to respond: "what, and i'm not?" or "what, and i never?"

It's really annoying me and i'm the one doing it.

 

[Easy 10]

I've mentioned this before, and I'm still doing it. Whenever someone says "thank you" to me, I always have to suppress the urge to say "no, thank YOU". Sometimes I can't resist saying it though, and then I do a little giggle to myself when I'm alone.

Its really quite worrying.

 

[Wozza]

I said last night that CPFC were being RAPED by Arsenal. I quite liked that.

Yeah, definitely a good word to devalue. :thud:

 

[Biscuit]

Is biscuit a tosshead think thats a phrase I will be using from now on!!! nice one Kev!!!

FFS IT WASN'T KEV.

 

[Lush]

At the moment I'm going around singing
"Na, na na na, na
CHIHUAHUA!!!!!!!!"

I'm on a mission to get everyone else doing it by the end of the day, which given that "everyone else" is under nine years old shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Wardy]

My favourite phrase at the moment must be........

You happy with that?

 

[tedebear]

for some strange reason I keep saying man, as in:

C'mon Man, we'll be late...

or

How you doing man....


sounds stupid but I keep saying it....

 

[London Irish]

Yeah, definitely a good word to devalue. :thud:

And who said Nathan Barley had dated?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I may well seriously harm my 13 year old lad if he doesn't stop saying "yeah I know" a la Little Britain after everything anyone says. He's now trained the 4 year old to say it

They also both go about doing that 3 network motorbike frog thing.

 

[Dr Breakfast]

"cool man"

which is so unbelievably 80s/early 90s and makes me cringe every time I say it, and yet it seems to come out at the end of every sentence I utter

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Am I hearing things or is "That's a big ask" the new way of saying "That's asking a lot"?
I'm sure I heard David O'Leary come out with it on Sky sports.

If it is indeed the new phrase, it's a belter.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

 

[NMH]

"Chabstackle Renovscopy" is my favourite at the moment. It may change as soon as I make another one up.

 

[Chesney Christ]

For some reason I have a habit of doing this when someone asks me a question:

THEM: What are we having for a dinner?

ME: What aren't we having for dinner?

or..........

THEM: Where are you going tonight?

ME: Where aren't we going tonight?

Probably not funny but its annoying to the other person (especially on about the tenth time) so it does work on some level.

What do you mean immature?

 

[The Large One]

'Oh, Dee Nada'. I say that when someone says thank you to me.

 

[MattBackHome]

I have begun using HOT AS BALLS at almost every juncture possible. Most commonly associated with birds (eg "What was she like then?" "Well she was a dog, but her mate was fuckin hot as balls, I'm telling ya."), it can essentially be stretched to just about any situation going. As well as commenting on my current state ("Alright?" "Fuckin hot as balls, mate") I have used the phrase to describe Ronaldinho, the Kasabian album, a can of Guiness and accompanying cigarette, and my turkey and avocado baguette today.

I am also developing new meanings, through altered intonation. I currently enjoy leaving gaps between the words and drawing out the build up to the B of balls.

So thre you go, HOT AS BALLS. My gift to NSC.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Thanks. No really.