If you are being sincere, I suggest you should book yourself into the nearest asylum.
If you are trying to be funny, I hear Stan Boardman is looking for a new straight man for a double act.
In any case, you are an absolute tool!
I find it good practice to read an entire thread before replying to something early on in a thread, especially when I'm replying to something from several days back. With so many people on here, there's every chance that whatever reply I make will have been made by someone else posting whatever I was going to say, and me posting it again will just be redundant. Especially if there is something controversial, or outlandish that I want to address.