Should I spice up my sex life?

[ofco8]

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

 

[Jack Straw]

I'm nearly sixty years old, and thinking of getting a really young girl friend. There is the risk of a heart attack, but if she dies, she dies.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

After another average night of sex my wife said to me that she was fed up and wanted me to spice things up by being rough, tough and selfish. So the next night I came home from work, walked straight to the kitchen, grabbed her arm and pulled her upstairs. I threw her on the bed and said, "I'm rough". I then slapped her round the face and handcuffed her to the bed and said, "and I'm tough". Then I sat down at the end of the bed and had a w##k... "and I'm selfish."

 

[KZNSeagull]

A little bit of strategically placed curry powder should do the trick.

 

[BlockDpete]

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

Thats the chap in Crawley.

Read this morning that he has been bad mouthing the cops, judiciary and everyone else involved on FB.

Police have arrested him, again.

Not the best idea prior to sentencing I would imagine.

 

[GT49er]

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

Is that going out with a bang?

 

[hart's shirt]

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles.

I'm surprised they even let him on the golf course.

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Over the drink drive limit, girlfriend dead and the remorseless plank still won't accept responsibility. Utter scum.

 

[dazzer6666]

I'm surprised they even let him on the golf course.

Standard forfeit for failing to reach the ladies tee