Should Brighton embrace gays?

[WATFORD O]

A serious point. Lets be honest Brighton is in an area famous for its gays. Therfore should you embrace them and become a 'gay' club. If you made a big play on it every gay would become a Brighton fan and you would instantly gain a huge fan base and attract the pink pound. It could catch on. Brighton would be the club for gays. Tottenham the Jew club and so on and so on......

The most feared words for any father would then become 'Dad, I support Brighton'......

 

[Lady Whistledown]

oh here we go....

You forgot to tell us to change our kit to pink (shit, we already did that a few years ago).

I think you will find there are actually more gay people in London than Brighton, not that it's an issue for me, but nobody suggests your boyfriend might not know you're here do they?

 

[Juan Albion]

...just as Orient is the club for Twats, it seems.

 

[n1 gull]

I personally think Brighton should embrace everyone, except Palace of course

 

[Simster]

...just as Orient is the club for Twats, it seems.

Are you telling me only 3,000 twats live in London?

 

[WATFORD O]

Are you telling me only 3,000 twats live in London?

are you telling me only 6,000 benders live in Brighton

 

[Soton Seagull]

Surely we couldn't embrace all of them at the same time, unless they are really thin?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

HOld on just one minute there, he might be on to something! If we present a dedicated gay charter it might be just the thing to swing Labour in our favour as far as Falmer goes.

Season Tickets in the North, South and West Stands £499. Season Tickets in the Revenge sponsored Wild Fruit East Stand: £199

I think I have stumbled on the key to getting approval for the stadium....

 

[Juan Albion]

Are you telling me only 3,000 twats live in London?

Nah, but the rest have gone to Old Trafford.

 

[bhaexpress]

God, it's soooo tempting but I mustn't !

 

[Yorkie]

How would you know?

Apparently one in ten men is gay anyway so how could you tell?

 

[bhaexpress]

Clearly Twatty has the proverbial Gaydar.

 

[Yorkie]

Ah and there was me thinking they had a big G tattooed on their forehead

 

[WATFORD O]

This was a serious suggestion. You know it would work.

 

[Juan Albion]

This was a serious suggestion. You know it would work.

Then I feel very sorry for you.

 

[WATFORD O]

Then I feel very sorry for you.

Then I feel sorry for you. You believed.

 

[bhaexpress]

Truth is that Twatty is so in the closet that he wants a job at MFI.

 

[Icy Gull]

6,000 Graham Norton type OOOOOHHHH's as a shot that whizzed past the post would actually be quite amusing.

Couldn't stand the bitchiness amongst the fans if we lost though

 

[jonnyboylennon]

are you telling me only 6,000 benders live in Brighton

i'd rather have 6,000 benders than 3,000 twats.



Er, hang on a minute.....

 

[WATFORD O]

Truth is that Twatty is so in the closet that he wants a job at MFI.

Ever thought of a career as a stand up comedian? Good then dont ever bother cos your as funny as crotch rot......