[Albion] Sheffield Wednesday match report

[Exile]

Not a massively exciting game to write up, but I've done my best...

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?602-Albion-0-0-Sheffield-Wednesday-08-03-2016

The sides trooped out into the deluge, 15 minutes late, due to traffic problems delaying crowd arrival. Scanning the opposition ranks for players of note to watch, I waited for them to remove their navy blue tops to reveal what colour they’d be playing in. For a moment I’d thought the top was their actual kit – but that would be ridiculous – what kind of moron of a ref would allow a side to wear a change strip of dark blue, against a side playing in blue, on a dull, dark night? Oh.

We got underway, and some players in blue kicked the ball to others – sometimes in the same blue – sometimes kicking it to ones in the other blue. To be honest, ignore pretty much anything in this report concerning things that occurred over on the East touch-line. I’ve literally no idea what went on over there in the dark.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Here is my ' shorter ' version.

It was shite

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Worst game at the Amex for a while. Cold, wet, miserable. Best forgotten.

 

[Rugrat]

Great write up, infinitely more entertaining than the game

 

[Exile]

Here is my ' shorter ' version.

It was shite

I was genuinely tempted to 'produce' something as concise as that, but my (amateur) journalistic pretentions got the better of me - and I figured that some who were not there to share all the FUN with us, would like some detail...

 

[Icy Gull]

Excellent write up

 

[Diego Napier]

Thanks Exile, accurate, erudite & entertaining, as usual.

 

[El Presidente]

Cheers, good report..

Was there much difference between the nibble on Goldson by the Wednesday player and Dunk's kick out at a Preston player on Saturday, which also could have resulted in a red dependent upon the referee?

 

[Steve in Japan]

Good report. Did you notice the Wednesday keepers pre-match meditation/prayers? Towel over head squatting on penalty spot for a good 45 seconds. A first for me.

 

[sams dad]

Good report. Did you notice the Wednesday keepers pre-match meditation/prayers? Towel over head squatting on penalty spot for a good 45 seconds. A first for me.

He could have stayed like that for the whole match and we still wouldn't have scored.

 

[Steve in Japan]

He could have stayed like that for the whole match and we still wouldn't have scored.

Hahaha fair point

 

[BensGrandad]

As the report said what idiot allowed them to play in 2 tone dark blue shirts and blue shorts against a team in Blue and White with Blue shorts. When registering their away kit shouldnt the FL insist that it doesnt contain any item with the same colours as their home kit. In our case and Sheff Wed Blue other than in edging to a complete different colour like white red or yellow but it must be minimal.

 

[grubbyhands]

Excellent write up ,as usual and thanks Exile, to a shite nite. Hey-ho eh?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

As the report said what idiot allowed them to play in 2 tone dark blue shirts and blue shorts against a team in Blue and White with Blue shorts. When registering their away kit shouldnt the FL insist that it doesnt contain any item with the same colours as their home kit. In our case and Sheff Wed Blue other than in edging to a complete different colour like white red or yellow but it must be minimal.

Well done, you have managed another pointless post and sent me to sleep

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Not a massively exciting game to write up, but I've done my best...

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/content.php?602-Albion-0-0-Sheffield-Wednesday-08-03-2016

If you ever write a book I'll buy it

 

[Dave the OAP]

I that is seriously a class report.

Sign him up

 

[BensGrandad]

Well done, you have managed another pointless post and sent me to sleep

As you do always for me with your obvious knowledge of nothing.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

As you do always for me with your obvious knowledge of nothing.

387 posts of absolute nothing since your 50,000 of absolute nothing - carry on

 

[BensGrandad]

387 posts of absolute nothing since your 50,000 of absolute nothing - carry on

I am sorry if some of my posts are above your intellectual level, never mind.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I am sorry if some of my posts are above your intellectual level, never mind.

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