Shape of the Universe explained....

[Easy 10]

Physicists in Germany have apparently discovered that the universe is shaped like an incredibly long trumpet, which flares out into an unimaginably large bell. The trumpet is NOT infinate, and if a man travelled to the narrowest end, he would be in a two-dimensional world, and would be able to see the back of his own head. If he flew to the outer limit of the bell-end of the trumpet, he would reappear at the narrow end.

Either they've been smoking something, or Meade's Ball has found a new job.

 

[Reading Posh]

I bet Brighton is near the bell end.

 

[magoo]

I bet Brighton is near the bell end.

LOL

I though Hawking discovered it's Pear shaped??

 

[Simster]

if a man travelled to the narrowest end, he would be in a two-dimensional world, and would be able to see the back of his own head.

Wicked. How do I get there?

 

[Reading Posh]

Re: Re: Shape of the Universe explained....

Wicked. How do I get there?

Check with Bald Gull, maybe there's a Golf you can use?

 

[Yoda]

They're either or

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Last I heard it was the shape of a sliced loaf of bread, each slice being a parallel universe.

Sounds like they've been smoking to me.

Good call for getting 'bell end', 'Germany' and 'physicist' into one paragraph though.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i thought it was football shaped and expanding?

 

[Artois]

I thought the universe was flat, just like the earth?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I thought the universe was flat, just like the earth?

That would explain where all my mysteriously disappeared items have gone.

 

[Easy 10]

I've heard that a donkeys cock is shaped like a trumpet. So in effect, we are all living inside a gigantic donkeys phallus from which there is no escape.

Oh, hang on...am I on NSP or NSC ?

 

[Spicy]

That would explain where all my mysteriously disappeared items have gone.

And it would also explain where all those millions of pound coins have gone - they have obviously just rolled off the edge.