Shannon Matthews - A Lost Career

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Twinkle Toes

Growing old disgracefully
Apr 4, 2008
11,138
Hoveside
The plan was that Shannon would go "missing", and a newspaper would put up a reward (in this case, £50k from The Sun). Shannon was then going to be released in Dewsbury Market, whereupon - in view of all the CCTV cameras there - she would be "found" by this uncle who had kept her drugged and captive for however long he'd kept her at his flat.

He'd then pick up the £50k reward, split it with the lovely Karen, and everyone goes home happy.

Indeed, beautifully summarised there Easy. It sounds like the sort of 'Cunning Plan' that even Baldrick would've rejected. What a pair of truly vile, irredeemable dip-shits. :nono:
 
















Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
12,805
Nestling in green nowhere
Thing is though...stupid and hard as Karen Mattews is...it worked..did you see the piles of gifts they recieved from well wishers, businesses and others as well as offers of cash from all the tabloids..frankly this whole f***ing mess says as much about a society prepared to treat child abduction as a reality show as it does about the social class fives who believe that being in the spotlight, no matter how perversely, brings rewards,because obviously it does.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,400
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Had to laugh at this pathetic Man U "fan" as well. Craig Meehan - the boyfriend who Karen was "terrified" to split up with, hence Shannon being left with his uncle whilst Karen sorted out how she was going to leave him without getting BATTERED (yeah, right). He aroused suspicions with the police liason officers as, whilst half of Yorkshire Police were out combing the countryside looking for Shannon, he was sat in front of his X-Box all day. Oh, then he goes down for having kiddyporn on his PC.

Look up the word LOSER in your dictionary, and you will in fact see this mug.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

New member
Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
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Had to laugh at this pathetic Man U "fan" as well. Craig Meehan - the boyfriend who Karen was "terrified" to split up with, hence Shannon being left with his uncle whilst Karen sorted out how she was going to leave him without getting BATTERED (yeah, right). He aroused suspicions with the police liason officers as, whilst half of Yorkshire Police were out combing the countryside looking for Shannon, he was sat in front of his X-Box all day. Oh, then he goes down for having kiddyporn on his PC.

Look up the word LOSER in your dictionary, and you will in fact see this mug.

I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing..watching that slack jawed mongoloid sporting his Man United shirt as he was led away in cuffs was the only bright spot in the whole sorry affair.
 


Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised
Aug 5, 2003
14,126
The democratic and free EU

The Dutch call beansprouts "Taugé" (pronouced Tao-GAY). I sing that song in my head EVERY time I walk past them in my local supermarket...

Tao-GAY-tay, tao-GAY-tay
Christus est natus...

etc...





But then I am sad. :down:
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
PURE EVIL screamed the The Sun and The Daily Mirror.
 






Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,303
Ardingly
The Dutch call beansprouts "Taugé" (pronouced Tao-GAY). I sing that song in my head EVERY time I walk past them in my local supermarket...

Tao-GAY-tay, tao-GAY-tay
Christus est natus...

etc...





But then I am sad. :down:


You contain no sadness for me. You to me are full of vim.
 


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