Hehe...I feel a thread of sledging on the way...here's one that involves the man himself..
Daryll Cullinan and Shane Warne:As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had Been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him. “Looks like you spent it eating,” Cullinan retorted.
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo
Brandes): “Hey Eddo, why are you so F**king Fat?” Eddo Brandes: “Because everytime I F**k your mother, she throws me a biscuit”