shall i own up?

[firemandan]

i fxxcked my birds best mate on saturday night, she thinks im acting strangely and i heard her on phone to her best mate saying she thinks i have done something............do i come clean or deny it till my death bed?

 

[Binney on acid]

What's his name?

 

[firemandan]

binney on acid xx

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Deny till death bed...or just walk away.

NEVER admit it. Stop being a fool by even considering it!!! Even when her mate owns up, deny it...then walk away!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Listen to your uncle Shaggy...

 

[Mackenzie]

 

[Grassman]

Dan, if you are a fireman, just say that you had to watch a training video or something and it suddenly became clear how you risk your life on a daily basis, then tell her how precious life is and how not a second should be wasted. She'll clearly be deeply touched and immediately want to shag you! If her friend ever does say anything then of course you have the 'never waste a second' to fall back on.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Tell her she needs new mates, her present ones a slag.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Well you're presumably not that bothered about your missus if you screwed someone else, so what's the big deal, if she dumps you, she dumps you?

 

[Elvis]

Deny it big time, however, if her best mate ever spills the beans tell your girlfriend that at the point of climax you were thinking of her. I don't think anyone has actually got away with it using this line but, Hell! theres a first time for everything. After this it may be a good time to ( as mentioned before) invite all parties for a threesome!

 

[Deleted member 2719]

1) How long have you been with your lady?
2) Do you live/own a property together?
3) What did you feel like 5 minutes after cuming your muck?

 

[Seagull Steve]

Tell her she needs new mates, her present ones a slag.

Thank you mate, I have just gobbed coffee all over my monitor.

 

[firemandan]

1) How long have you been with your lady?
2) Do you live/own a property together?
3) What did you feel like 5 minutes after cuming your muck?

1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.

 

[Elvis]

1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....3.dont know i fell asleep straight after i dumped my glue..............in my defence i have been boshing them out over this bird for a long long time......i knew it would happen one day.

Maybe you should sit down with girlfriend and quote point 3 to her!!!! remember to start with the line " in my defence"

 

[philsussex]

This is the only place to come clean about such things
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[Tom Hark Preston Park]

1.5 years............2.yeah we own a house together.....

Not for long, you don't...

 

[fire&skill]

Have I stumbled into an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show?

 

[severnside gull]

as the Bard was wont to say "truth will out"

prepare to say goodbye to a)your girlfiend b)a substantial sum of money c)your house d)her mate (they always end up staying best mates and helping each other to get over you)

 

[Fur Cough]

Have I stumbled into an episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show?

No, you have just stumbled into "I've just had sex for first time and need to advertise it on a forum" thread.

 

[patchamalbion]

.......this site does crack me up sometimes