Sexually Transmitted Infections

[Uncle Spielberg]

More chance of getting Herpes from a BBBJ I am afraid.

 

[Napper]

my (simple) mate got crabs of this dirty southwick bird. He shaved his pubes off and it got rid of them .. . he then shagged her again and got them again. Shaved his pubes off to no success so had to go down and get some crab shampoo . . . .which worked.


the dickhead then shagged it again

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

my (simple) mate got crabs of this dirty southwick bird. He shaved his pubes off and it got rid of them .. . he then shagged her again and got them again. Shaved his pubes off to no success so had to go down and get some crab shampoo . . . .which worked.


the dickhead then shagged it again

was he a goldfish?

 

[Pat McCrotch]

my (simple) mate got crabs of this dirty southwick bird. He shaved his pubes off and it got rid of them .. . he then shagged her again and got them again. Shaved his pubes off to no success so had to go down and get some crab shampoo . . . .which worked.


the dickhead then shagged it again

can you get her phone number?

 

[Napper]

can you get her phone number?

dirty Kate we called her, was often seen doing the circuit at illusions in Worthing. If she hadn't got cock by 2am she would be walking round the club like a rabid dog on heat

 

[Les Biehn]

Did she not try and get rid of her's in between. Dirty Girty

 

[eastlondonseagull]

How unlikely do you have to be to get herpes from a BJ. Oh...

It's common. All it needs is for the woman to have a cold sore and bingo, your knob's a gonner

 

[METALMICKY]

Hmmm So let's get this right.....

A number of people we are led to believe have actually PM'd 'Robbie69 back to confirm

So have these people not considered that somehow he may be able to track them and then voila he has all the info for possible blackmail attempt!

Of course maybe i'm too distrusting of human nature and he just wants to compare scabs!

 

[Les Biehn]

It's common. All it needs is for the woman to have a cold sore and bingo, your knob's a gonner

The point of my post was to make a joke out of the fact that it happened to me. Magaluf 98'. Blackmail me all you want Mickey, even my sister knows I had it.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

The point of my post was to make a joke out of the fact that it happened to me. Magaluf 98'. Blackmail me all you want Mickey, even my sister knows I had it.

Magaluf '98. Class

 

[Les Biehn]

Magaluf '98. Class

Tell me about it. I went to tenegrief the year before. They were my only forays into lads holidays, never again.

 

[1066gull]

Ive been to peru the girls where nice.... end of

Sorry, but they wern't girls.

 

[Les Biehn]

Sorry, but they wern't girls.

Legend.

 

[the wanderbus]

my (simple) mate got crabs of this dirty southwick bird. He shaved his pubes off and it got rid of them .. . he then shagged her again and got them again. Shaved his pubes off to no success so had to go down and get some crab shampoo . . . .which worked.


the dickhead then shagged it again

my mate reckons he killed his crabs with fly spray, he got them from a subhuman known as katie cleavage( aka disgusting of tunbridge wells)

 

[Lammy]

It was only in her mouth for a few seconds by the time I pushed her off...

Are you gay?

 

[rool]

Are you gay?

No, married, I know it sounds strange but I was pissed and it took me a little while to work out what she was up to. I haven't dipped my wick anywhere else since I've been married and didn't want to get caught out on a president clinton style technicality.

It was in some massive nightclub in Nottingham that had about three other nightclubs in it, the women were very friendly.

 

[JCrooks]

Yes of course there could be a lot more Sexually transmitted threads, which you need to be aware of. Like Hepatitis C, cancer. HIV Aids and some other infections. There must be some precautionary measures to control these diseases.

 

[Albion_Dave]

What a weird bounce .

 

[Seagull58]

What a weird bounce .

Maybe he is implying that it's not a problem that could afflict the Albion players because none of them have scored for weeks.

 

[JCrooks]

Everyone should be aware of the thread of having a sexually transmitted disease in there relation. Because its very often in these days now, and people must have some precautionary measures in order to avoid these. As this is the only way to have a safe relation.