London Pompous
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- Feb 16, 2008
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What the f***'s an actuary? (I'm 26)
A person who uses a spreadsheet to work out when you are going to die, and is paid a fortune for doing so.
What the f***'s an actuary? (I'm 26)
I got an A* at GCSE and 7% at AS level...the promptly dropped it. Beat that.
Got an A at As maths and have my A2 exams in June:yahoo:
Got an A at As maths and have my A2 exams in June:yahoo:
Clearing out the other day, I found my GCE 'O' Level certificate. The interesting thing is that grades were not recorded on the certificate.
Maths, Physics, English Language, English Literature, French, German, Latin, Geography.
Saw a great letter in the weekly telegraph yesterday from a guy who had recently been made redundant and he wanted to get into teaching. He has 9 O levels, 3 or 4 A levels, a degree and a masters degree. When he went to apply he was asked how many GCSE's he had. When he replied 'none', he was told he could not apply as you need at least 5 GCSE's to qualify. He explained what O levels were but the computer system they were using did not accept them anymore!!
A chimp can get a good grade at AS Maths. There is very little difference from GCSE.
I bet you you wouldn't get a good grade in AS level English Literature. A CHIMP on CRACK could get a good grade in that.
His ambition is to work in the City as an actuary specialising in pensions and insurance.
Clearing out the other day, I found my GCE 'O' Level certificate. The interesting thing is that grades were not recorded on the certificate.
Maths, Physics, English Language, English Literature, French, German, Latin, Geography.
In my experience, the step-up from GCSE to A-level is bigger than the step-up from A-level to degree.
I read somewhere that competition for places at the best universities is so fierce, they ask for your GCSE grades as well as your A Level grades. So if you slacked through high school and pulled your finger out at 6th. Form, you're fu*ked...