serious advice needed

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfirend has been cheating on me. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends, you don't know them".

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

Anyway, I have never approached her about this. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

This is my dilema

Should I take it into the garage or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?

 

[vulture]

Repair it yourself

 

[Dave the OAP]

swap it for a west ham ticket

 

[Safeway]

And the award for shittest joke of the year goes to...

 

[Del Boy]

Sorry I didn't realise you were a nsc'er, I will pop in for a cup of tea next time i'm dropping her off!

 

[bristolseagull]

how shit.

 

[rospants]

i was starting to feel really sorry for you

 

[strings]

Hum, I'm sure that joke has been posted here before, with a slightly different punchline.

 

[NMH]

If there's a smell of harry monk on her breath, it's mine.

 

[zeemeeuw]

My advice would be if you have a drive then use it and don't park in the street.

 

[dougdeep]

Wait until I tell your wife Dave.