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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Muzzman said:
You forgot to mention the inevitable conclusion of falling into a river, lake, very deep puddle or some other water hazard
...followed by a wobbly ride home for Compo on Cleggs handlebars, before they pile into a small bush outside the tea room

(to gales of oap studio laughter)
 








JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,105
Hassocks
My parents would watch Last of the Summer Wine as they classified it as "harmless".
I just thought it was shite.
 


Ex Shelton Seagull

New member
Jul 7, 2003
1,522
Block G, Row F, Seat 175
Seeing as how so many people are interested in celebrities skidmarked underwear, i've managed to find some promotional stuff from the museum that housed the "Last of the Summer Wine" collection.

The National Archive of Beshitted underwear

From our earliest ancestors to our current television stars, everyone has dropped a log in their underwear. But what did the results look like? What can they tell us about our past? Can these soiled garments show us how close we are to our fascinating history?

Here at the National Archive of Beshitted underwear we have assembled the finest collection of fouled pants in Europe. Based in the historic market town of Chesterfield, the Archive holds the pebble dashed garments of some of the leading figures in British history.

The Archive has been fully renovated after receiving a 25 million pound lottery grant and holds a number of awards for its facilities and commitment to families. Over 2 million people passed through the doors to take a look around the dirty secrets of the rich and famous, making the Archive one of the most popular museums in the Midlands. The lottery grant has enabled the Archive to make a number of new and exciting purchases.

See…

…the pants of King Charles recovered after his execution.
…Pitt the Elders warmers after he laid a cable following a heavy night on the Stellas.
…pants of Neville Chamberlain following an attempt to light a bum cigar during the Munich talks

Hear…

…the fascinating story of the boxers of Henry Cooper, you’ll be amazed at how his attempt to bury a quaker nearly helped him overcome Muhammed Ali!
…how Ringo Starr covered his pants in arse piss whilst recording “Octopus’s Garden”.
…how a pair of skid marked knickers led to the tragic loss of the Lusitania

Smell…

…what the Queen of the Netherlands had for breakfast back in 1969.
…the pants of David Bellamy after a rather big dinner of eggs and Guinness.
…a pair of briefs after Dr Livingstone dropped a pebble upon seeing a bloody big lion in Africa

Why not try our new virtual reality suits where you can experience passing rusty water in total comfort, without any of the clean up work! We have a number of exhibits on how our changing diet has led to an unprecedented increase in cable laying in Britain, a must see for School groups and dieticians alike. Take home a memento of your visit in our well stocked gift shop.

We’ll smell YOU later!
 




oapdodge

New member
Jul 15, 2003
2,866
So come on then who has the picture ? How much is the bidding up to ? Shame we can't get sniff and smell on the internet.
 


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