Secret Santa presents for a chelsea fan

[Husty]

maximum spend a fiver, need ideas please.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Brighton scarf

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Turd In A Box - Practical Jokes - Fake Poo - Turd In A Box - Jokes by Post - Practical Jokes, Fancy Dress, Balloons, Gadget & Gifts

Its £7 so only slightly over the limit.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

I'll box a real one if you pay the postage

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

A man utd pennant

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Get them a stanley knife and when they ask what its for you can carve "This is for supporting such a soul-less football club you ****" into their back and/or face.

Cheap and effective and they can always use it for DIY jobs when they've rinsed the blood off.

 

[sam86]

Send him an empty book, with Chelsea FC History 1900-1990 written on the front.

 

[Harley S]

How about a reduced book from WH Smiths :

100 Greatest Injury Acting Moments by Didier Drogba

Points to the Sky VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII by Frank Lampard

Do you like my new Vibrating Mobile ? by Ashly Cole

 

[Beach Hut]

Drogbas flip-flops ?

 

[WhingForPresident]

I'm siding with shit in a box or the Stanley knife.

 

[SpidersLegs]

A picture of the champions league trophy. It'll be the nearest they will ever get to it

 

[ChapManiA]

A Soccer AM DVD from the Tim Lovejoy era. He's a Chelsea fan.

 

[WhingForPresident]

has to be
Inflatable Trophy | Party Decorations | Inflatables

 

[Barry Izbak]

They are very very touchy if you ask them who they supported before the money turned up. May have asked this in a pub on the Kings Road last week. Touchy!

I love that inflatable European Cup though. Only problem is the twat might actually like it and not get the joke.

 

[mona]

Send him an empty book, with Chelsea FC History 1900-1990 written on the front.

mmm they didn't exist until 1905!

Perhaps some books about clubs like Brighton, Luton, Swindon, Oxford, Colchester and all the other clubs they used to watch in their home towns.

Better still, any book about West Ham or Millwall firms.