Secret Santa present

[Lady Whistledown]

I need to get one of my work colleagues a secret Santa present by Wednesday this week, and am a bit stuck for ideas.

Suggestions please...it has to cost a maximum of a fiver, it's for a bloke, and inevitably, as you probably know from my ramblings on here, he's a copper.

Keep them *reasonably* clean

 

[ali jenkins]

Pink fluffy handcuffs!

And in invitation for a night in with you!

 

[Beach Hut]

A plastic truncheon

 

[Springal]

go on west street at 3am and get some creation slappers to give him a blowjob for £5

 

[Robot Chicken]

They do some good stuff in BHS like miniture bottles of booze etc for a fiver. It comes with the bottle, a glass and a mint chocolate.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

go on west street at 3am and get some creation slappers to give him a blowjob for £5

Never mind a fiver, Springal, I've spent many a dismal night shift on West Street, and from what I've seen, they seem to give them out for free, usually in a dark doorway just around the corner of the Walkabout...

 

[Springal]

can you let me know where as i may be subjected to Creation next Saturday night for a cousins birthday

 

[DC Rules]

can you let me know where as i may be subjected to Creation next Saturday night for a cousins birthday

is that you know where to find them or where to avoid them??

 

[Springal]

find them

 

[DC Rules]

find them

Are you old enough??

 

[Springal]

No but i got sum id off www.fakecard.com nd it werked at the swan in worthing so i can get in all de clubs in uk two!

 

[DC Rules]

No but i got sum id off www.fakecard.com nd it werked at the swan in worthing so i can get in all de clubs in uk two!

Should you be saying such things on edna krabappel's thread...he might have to nick you!

 

[Springal]

SHE, i think you'll find!

But FYI, im 21

 

[DC Rules]

SHE, i think you'll find!

But FYI, im 21

if you're female, I apologise Edna

and in that case, you don't need fake id, if 21, surely?

 

[Wardy]

I use BHS all the time for secret santa. Or the other idea is Boots. They have their 3 for 2 range on most of the Christmas stuff, so buy two things you want then get something for free.

 

[Lush]

BHS? Miniature bottles of booze? The whole point of Secret Santa is to give a really nasty present that makes them worry all Xmas.

Hence the slightly smelly girl gets soap, the guy who doesn't have a girlfriend gets the gay men pin-up calendar, the woman with the terrible hair gets hair care products, the thin girl gets a McDonalds gift voucher etc etc.

 

[Frutos]

For my secret santa present at our work party last night, I received, for want of a better way of putting it, a cuddly toy penis.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

For my secret santa present at our work party last night, I received, for want of a better way of putting it, a cuddly toy penis.

 

[Frutos]

I haven't worked out yet how to explain said item to my Mum when she gets around to asking what I received, lol.

 

[Lush]

I haven't worked out yet how to explain said item to my Mum when she gets around to asking what I received, lol.

You mean she doesn't know you're gay?