Secret Santa - Help needed!

[bright1064]

It's the works xmas bash on Friday night, which also means the exchanging of secret santa presents for another year.

So that give me about TWO days to buy for my secret santa colleague. He is a Man City supporter, so I have a theme sorted at least. But I've left it a bit late to buy anyhting online. So can anyone help? Anything Man City related in Brighton or nearby? The spending limit is £5, but I don't mind spending a bit over to get a good gift!

 

[strings]

There is a nice DVD and/or 'millionaire' t-shirt in the club shop?

 

[skipper734]

By him the Albion /Man City DVD from the club shop. Bit more than a fiver but I am sure he will appreciate it.

 

[strings]

Could you get him a football-related book? Most big supermarkets have an OK-ish selection of cheep books this time of year.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

As its "Secret Santa" send a lock of pubic hair tied with a ribbon and a card with a question mark in it.

 

[Easy 10]

 

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That Market Place in the Laines sells Borat Mankinis for a tenner I think they are

Got one for someone at my bash last year and of course it ended up being worn a few drinks later, much hilarity

 

[JJ McClure]

Don't aim too high. We've just exchanged our gifts in the office and with the £10 limit I got a colleague a old speckled hen gift box of beer, pint glass and bottle openner.
I return I got a plastic CD storage case from Woolworths that probably came out of the sale a must've cost £2.99 max.
Some fuckers gonna get a slap at the xmas drinks tonight

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I'm guessing you've got to buy for PM?? If so, get him a blue and white wig to cover up his baldy bonce in his teams colours lol. Try Alleyoops on Worthing seafront

Or make him 'a guys guide to surviving parenthood'. Get a bix and wrap it in blue and white paper, and put stuff like rubber earplugs, a cheap cd of relaxation music, a book of pubs (to escape to) and a bottle of Calpol (if all else fails and he needs an hour of peace lol)

Job done!

 

[Chester Drawers]

A dildo with Joey Barton's mug on it?